Salt poster: anti-sexy Angelina Jolie - WHY?!

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Salt poster: anti-sexy Angelina Jolie - WHY?!

Post by Ronja » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:48 am

I saw a poster for "Salt" on Friday, which had been obviously pretty heavily photoshopped. Especially when back-lit, the poster (hopefully included, if not, please follow the link) made Angelina Jolie look awful, IMO. I have read enough about the film to know that there is a terminator-like / not-quite-fully-human dimension to her character, but WHY oh WHY would anyone photoshop her to look like a plastic doll?

The "beauty" / fashion / film industry is starting to seriously turn me off - what is presented as "selling" / "seductive" nowadays looks :|~ to me more often than not. Including many pictures of men, too. Blah! :nono:

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Re: Salt poster: anti-sexy Angelina Jolie - WHY?!

Post by Rum » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:59 am

Personally I don't find her attractive and I wonder what all the fuss is about. She is rather too 'chiselled' and angular facially for my liking.

Having said that I thoroughly enjoy her acting - and Salt was great fun (and that's about all it was mind you).
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Post by Animavore » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:18 am

You could cut glass with that face.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:56 am

She wants to be the female Bruce Willis. Not pretty, but pretty tough.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:28 pm

It doesn't even look like her... she does look like a plastic doll. Gack. :?
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Post by maiforpeace » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:14 pm

The picture of her in the poster looks awful, but it does match the lack of reality in the movie. (which bored me to death)

I think she has a pretty face when it isn't photoshopped. Her body, :dono: her arms are a bit too vein-y.
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Re: Salt poster: anti-sexy Angelina Jolie - WHY?!

Post by Ronja » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:06 pm

Well, a photo where a human being looks like a human being attracts me much more strongly than one where a human being looks like Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With (TM).

Maybe I'm weird - or just old fashioned. :dono:
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