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Welcome Sælir eru einfaldir

Post by Azathoth » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:12 am

Even though I'm sat next to you I'm going to say hello here too. Be nice to her people or I may have to tentacle you.
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:14 am

I likez when peeplez iz az dunk az I iz. :biggrin: :tup:
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Post by Sælir » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:17 am

Thanks Ghat! I was going to try to be invisible and spy on you! You completely ruined that!!!

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:19 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I likez when peeplez iz az dunk az I iz. :biggrin: :tup:
Oops! I thought this was dunken nonsense - but it appears that only I am the dunken nonsense. :woot:

The rest of you should try it! :biggrin:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:20 am

PS. Welcome to Ratz Sael.... something in foreign! :dono:
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Post by Azathoth » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:21 am

This is my lovely wifey coming to find out what all this ratzy malarkey is about :awesome:
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Post by maiforpeace » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:26 am

Ghatanothoa wrote:This is my lovely wifey coming to find out what all this ratzy malarkey is about :awesome:
Welcome to the forum Sælir eru einfaldir! :cheers: :flowers:

Your husband is an honorary ratz marlark.
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Post by Robert_S » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:41 am

Welcome Sælir eru einfaldir.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:48 am

Why did she have to pick a name even more impossible than Ghat's? :hehe:

Welcome, dear wife! I just looked at your wedding photos - you were a lovely bride! :td:
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Post by Sælir » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:02 am

Thanks!
Bella Fortuna wrote: Welcome, dear wife! I just looked at your wedding photos - you were a lovely bride! :td:
Thanks for that but now Pappa will never come to Iceland again without the risk of me killing him! :shotgun:
I have already told Ghat of for putting pictures of me and the kids on the internet (I am very touchy about that)
I´m just a delicate little flower!

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Post by Twoflower » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:09 am

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Post by charlou » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:13 am

Hello Sælir :flowers:

What does your username mean?
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Post by JimC » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:15 am

Welcome from the far side of the world!
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Post by Elessarina » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:34 am

Ghatanothoa wrote: Be nice .... or I may have to tentacle you.
I bet that's what you say to Sælir! ;)

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Post by Feck » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:36 am

Welcome Sælir
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