So you really cannot leave the Catholic church - WTF?!?!?!!

[Millefleur]

Is it really that hard to leave? Can't you just do something horrific to get chucked out, like fiddle a kid? Oh, wait..

[Feck]

That reminds me... I still haven't sent that form.

But You are still a papist Ani .

[beige]

Is it really that hard to leave? Can't you just do something horrific to get chucked out, like fiddle a kid? Oh, wait..

You could allow an abortion to take place where a nine year old child is raped by her step father? They get all pissy at that and excommunicate you.

Edit: I can't spell.

[owtth]

In Ireland you get a letter off the Bishop and you have to go visit him in his mansion and he'll try talk you out of it.

Oh I'd love to give that a go, but I am far too lazy and living in another country. I'd bring the portrait my folks have at home of my dad's great uncle who was an archbishop (bearing an uncanny resemblance to Sir Humphrey from Yes Minister) I've tried searching through Google Images but I can't find the fucker it'll have to wait until I can remember to take a pic when I'm at home next.

[A Monkey Shaved]

Easy, just halfway through sunday Mass look at the exit door and leave. Simple

[owtth]

Easy, just halfway through sunday Mass look at the exit door and leave. Simple

Easier than than that, the fucker is hanging in my folks dining room. I don't have to set foot near an actual church, plus my Mom will be delighted that I am showing an interest in the more religious side of our clan.

[fordo]

i branded an inverted cross into my forehead, and pissed in the holy water, i havent been asked back strangely but every now an again some one refers to me as "a good catholic boy"lol, i just tell them to get fucked kindly and the topic isnt normally raised again..i never thought that they silly fuckers may still consider me one of theirs(shudder)

[Xamonas Chegwé]

It's like spam - clicking on the "Please delete me from this mailing list" link simly confirms your email and ensures that they send you even more bollocks!

In Ireland you get a letter off the Bishop and you have to go visit him in his mansion and he'll try talk you out of it.

So just go there and bash the bishop.

[A Monkey Shaved]

Sometimes they remind me of an ancient version of spam emailers, once they have your name on their baptisimal records list it is hard to delete your name from on it. But I still think I am no more Catholic than I am one of those so called "loyal" customers of some company that is frequently spamming my email.

[Tero]

I'm a lutheran atheist. I have to bring home busted bike inner tubes and fix them in my spare time. I save string. Luther would be proud.

[Svartalf]

I'm a lutheran atheist. I have to bring home busted bike inner tubes and fix them in my spare time. I save string. Luther would be proud.

[tattuchu]

It's like spam - clicking on the "Please delete me from this mailing list" link simly confirms your email and ensures that they send you even more bollocks!

In Ireland you get a letter off the Bishop and you have to go visit him in his mansion and he'll try talk you out of it.

So just go there and bash the bishop.

Did somebody say, The Bishop?

[Bella Fortuna]

Duh Bishupp!

[Tero]

the Python skit reminds me
Do UK pedestrians pass each other on the left?
I've only been in London 6 hours some 20 years ago

[A Monkey Shaved]

Urinate in their holy water font. That is how the old Protty kids did it in my town