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I wish I was the karate kid...

Post by Lozzer » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:17 pm

Oh wait, I can't now BECAUSE HE'S BLACK RAWRRRR! :nono: :nono: :nono:
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:26 pm

No he's not. He's hispanic. He's also Homo sapien. Just like you.
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Post by Lozzer » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:28 pm

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:No he's not. He's hispanic. He's also Homo sapien. Just like you.
He's black now. Trust.
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:30 pm

Lozzer wrote:
Deep Sea Isopod wrote:No he's not. He's hispanic. He's also Homo sapien. Just like you.
He's black now. Trust.
Sort of a reverse Micheal Jackson?
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Re: I wish I was the karate kid...

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:32 pm

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:No he's not. He's hispanic. He's also Homo sapien. Just like you.
The newest Karate Kid, Jaden Smith is African American. I think the prior one, Ralph Macchio is Italian American. :dono:
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Re: I wish I was the karate kid...

Post by PsychoSerenity » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:40 pm

But the new Mr. Miyagi is Jackie Chan and that's all that matters. :levi:
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:41 pm

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Deep Sea Isopod wrote:No he's not. He's hispanic. He's also Homo sapien. Just like you.
The newest Karate Kid, Jaden Smith is African American. I think the prior one, Ralph Macchio is Italian American. :dono:

Jesus bloody wept! I've just googled. :nono: Karate Kid remake?
Why not go the whole hog and re-make Ishtar, staring Kermit the Frog?
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:43 pm

Psychoserenity wrote:But the new Mr. Miyagi is Jackie Chan and that's all that matters. :levi:

Ah, now you tell me.


Brilliant film! Love it! Totally awesome!! :levi:
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Re: I wish I was the karate kid...

Post by RuleBritannia » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:46 pm

Movie studio: "Hmm... can't think of original idea... I know! let's re-hash a classic into a modern piece of garbage and make millions off a famous title. Ch ching!"
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Post by Trolldor » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:49 pm

Not to mention being "socially relevant" by making it a black kid.
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:24 am

RuleBritannia wrote:Movie studio: "Hmm... can't think of original idea... I know! let's re-hash a classic into a modern piece of garbage and make millions off a famous title. Ch ching!"
I'd hardly call the original a classic. It was a formulaic piece of dreck, made nearly intolerable by the insufferable Ralph Macchio. The new one, however, looks pretty cool (though I haven't seen it yet). And Will Smith's kid exudes charm, like his father.
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Post by Trolldor » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:14 am

I've seen it.

The original was better.
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Re: I wish I was the karate kid...

Post by sandinista » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:15 am

awful film...just awful. There is NO karate in it whatsoever. It's all about kung fu. Kung fu kid...maybe, still terrible, but at the very least accurate.
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Re: I wish I was the karate kid...

Post by Posse Comitatus » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:19 am

RuleBritannia wrote:Movie studio: "Hmm... can't think of original idea... I know! let's re-hash a classic into a modern piece of garbage and make millions off a famous title. Ch ching!"
lol as a general rule yes, but the original kk is shit, the remake can only really be about as shit.
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Re: I wish I was the karate kid...

Post by maiforpeace » Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:39 am

I liked the original. Haven't seen the new one, and probably won't until it's free on HBO.
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