What would you cut?
Re: What would you cut?
Cut out the Liberal party, and religious support.
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There will be the odd ones that can't be bribed, and believe me you don't want to be on the wrong end of one of those attachements for getting stones out of horses hooves!!JimC wrote:Need to be careful of the Swiss guard - perhaps they can be bribed with part of the loot...Feck wrote:Invade the Vatican loot it's treasures and hold the pope for ransom ?![]()
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My science teacher says legalise all drugs and tax them stupidly high.
That way they sell but only to make money for the government as opposed to the criminals who currently pull in the cash.
That way they sell but only to make money for the government as opposed to the criminals who currently pull in the cash.
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Actually, that would be a stupid idea. Tell your teacher I said so. If they were taxed stupidly high, they'd have a huge black market to deal with and all the police/customs expense that it would entail. Much better to legalise and tax moderately so they are slighly cheaper than criminals can provide them for.Mallardz wrote:My science teacher says legalise all drugs and tax them stupidly high.
That way they sell but only to make money for the government as opposed to the criminals who currently pull in the cash.
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George Osborne's throat, thank you.
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Re: What would you cut?
People still would smuggle. With cigarettes in continental Europe it's in the two-digit percent range of the market, as far as I know. (responding to Pappa's post)
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I think that was the idea....Pappa wrote:Actually, that would be a stupid idea. Tell your teacher I said so. If they were taxed stupidly high, they'd have a huge black market to deal with and all the police/customs expense that it would entail. Much better to legalise and tax moderately so they are slighly cheaper than criminals can provide them for.Mallardz wrote:My science teacher says legalise all drugs and tax them stupidly high.
That way they sell but only to make money for the government as opposed to the criminals who currently pull in the cash.
When I say stupidly high i just mean as standard considering they cost relatively little and most of their cost comes from risks in illegal trade the legal trade would reduce the price slightly with the risk cost simply converted to taxing.
I did argue for ages legalisation of most drugs is stupid in general but am now thinking it'd be funny.
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Why not make them tax free and just save all the money on the "war on drugs"?Mallardz wrote:I think that was the idea....Pappa wrote:Actually, that would be a stupid idea. Tell your teacher I said so. If they were taxed stupidly high, they'd have a huge black market to deal with and all the police/customs expense that it would entail. Much better to legalise and tax moderately so they are slighly cheaper than criminals can provide them for.Mallardz wrote:My science teacher says legalise all drugs and tax them stupidly high.
That way they sell but only to make money for the government as opposed to the criminals who currently pull in the cash.
When I say stupidly high i just mean as standard considering they cost relatively little and most of their cost comes from risks in illegal trade the legal trade would reduce the price slightly with the risk cost simply converted to taxing.
I did argue for ages legalisation of most drugs is stupid in general but am now thinking it'd be funny.
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Why would they make them tax-free they'd be like the only thing tax free?devogue wrote: Why not make them tax free and just save all the money on the "war on drugs"?
They just lose out on the chance to make more money they wouldn't bother.
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The govmint have stopped the 'CAA' (Comprehensive Area Assessment). Just like that! This is like Osted (school inspections) but for local authorities. Half my life over the last few years has been spent preparing for these fucking things and making sure useless and meaningless 'performance indicators' would be 'green' and not 'red' when the inspectors arrive (with no notice..the twats!)
They are replacing the CAA with......nothing.
It will save millions, but at this point it is leaving some of us scratching our heads, cos it has been the driver for so much activity for the last ten years.
They are replacing the CAA with......nothing.
It will save millions, but at this point it is leaving some of us scratching our heads, cos it has been the driver for so much activity for the last ten years.
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Something like 80% of rolling tobacco smoked in the UK is smuggled in, selling for half its legal retail price. If tax on tobacco was halved, the majority of people would probably buy legal supplies rather than resort to a slightly cheaper illegal alternative. But the government have boxed themselves into a corner on that one.Berthold wrote:People still would smuggle. With cigarettes in continental Europe it's in the two-digit percent range of the market, as far as I know. (responding to Pappa's post)
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Because governments are always in need of cash, and saving the funding on the war on drugs is peanusts if you can plug that drain and turn it into a cash cowdevogue wrote:Why not make them tax free and just save all the money on the "war on drugs"?Mallardz wrote:I think that was the idea....Pappa wrote:Actually, that would be a stupid idea. Tell your teacher I said so. If they were taxed stupidly high, they'd have a huge black market to deal with and all the police/customs expense that it would entail. Much better to legalise and tax moderately so they are slighly cheaper than criminals can provide them for.Mallardz wrote:My science teacher says legalise all drugs and tax them stupidly high.
That way they sell but only to make money for the government as opposed to the criminals who currently pull in the cash.
When I say stupidly high i just mean as standard considering they cost relatively little and most of their cost comes from risks in illegal trade the legal trade would reduce the price slightly with the risk cost simply converted to taxing.
I did argue for ages legalisation of most drugs is stupid in general but am now thinking it'd be funny.
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that much? you sure that figure is reliable?Pappa wrote:Something like 80% of rolling tobacco smoked in the UK is smuggled in, selling for half its legal retail price. If tax on tobacco was halved, the majority of people would probably buy legal supplies rather than resort to a slightly cheaper illegal alternative. But the government have boxed themselves into a corner on that one.Berthold wrote:People still would smuggle. With cigarettes in continental Europe it's in the two-digit percent range of the market, as far as I know. (responding to Pappa's post)
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Yeah, but tax free means there will never be a need for a black market - look at cigarettes.Svartalf wrote:Because governments are always in need of cash, and saving the funding on the war on drugs is peanusts if you can plug that drain and turn it into a cash cowdevogue wrote:Why not make them tax free and just save all the money on the "war on drugs"?Mallardz wrote:I think that was the idea....Pappa wrote:Actually, that would be a stupid idea. Tell your teacher I said so. If they were taxed stupidly high, they'd have a huge black market to deal with and all the police/customs expense that it would entail. Much better to legalise and tax moderately so they are slighly cheaper than criminals can provide them for.Mallardz wrote:My science teacher says legalise all drugs and tax them stupidly high.
That way they sell but only to make money for the government as opposed to the criminals who currently pull in the cash.
When I say stupidly high i just mean as standard considering they cost relatively little and most of their cost comes from risks in illegal trade the legal trade would reduce the price slightly with the risk cost simply converted to taxing.
I did argue for ages legalisation of most drugs is stupid in general but am now thinking it'd be funny.
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