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Weird Crimes

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:00 pm

This is weird:
Man Arrested for Spraying Substance
Woman sprayed with human semen at MD grocery store
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/m ... nce-073010

Ummm....weird....

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Post by devogue » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:02 pm

Did he spray it or wank it on to her? :ask:

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:11 pm

devogue wrote:Did he spray it or wank it on to her? :ask:
From the article, it sounded like it was pre-wanked. Would have been an impressive shot, if he could hit a moving target from a standing position like that.....lol :funny:

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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:46 pm

A similar thing happened to me once, only a peeping tom was watching me sleep and jizzed all over the bedroom window on the outside.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:51 pm

maiforpeace wrote:A similar thing happened to me once, only a peeping tom was watching me sleep and jizzed all over the bedroom window on the outside.
Wow....now THAT is creepy.....sometimes I am embarrassed to be of my sex....
:lay: bastards! Can't you wank to porn?! :lay:

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Post by devogue » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:51 pm

maiforpeace wrote:A similar thing happened to me once, only a peeping tom was watching me sleep and jizzed all over the bedroom window on the outside.
Well, as long as he didn't wake you up...

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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:02 pm

devogue wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:A similar thing happened to me once, only a peeping tom was watching me sleep and jizzed all over the bedroom window on the outside.
Well, as long as he didn't wake you up...
He did - can you imagine the nerve!?!!
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Post by Trolldor » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:07 pm

"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Post by Feck » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:09 pm

A man in Aberdeen was arrested for hitting a WPC in the face with his Penis ......His lives near here , they only charged him with a minor offence ( :coffeespray: ) because he was very very drunk .....
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:10 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... court.html

The ending is even better.
That's weird. I'm not even sure what the crime is there. How is using a bicycle to wank in one's own room, with the door locked, a "breach of the peace." That article might as well be, "woman arrested for masturbating with dildo." WTF? :fp:

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Post by Robert_S » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:18 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... court.html

The ending is even better.
That's weird. I'm not even sure what the crime is there. How is using a bicycle to wank in one's own room, with the door locked, a "breach of the peace." That article might as well be, "woman arrested for masturbating with dildo." WTF? :fp:
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Post by sandinista » Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:22 pm

maiforpeace wrote:A similar thing happened to me once, only a peeping tom was watching me sleep and jizzed all over the bedroom window on the outside.
fucking hell, that sucks. Did you have to wash it off?
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Post by Berthold » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:57 pm

Robert_S wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... court.html

The ending is even better.
That's weird. I'm not even sure what the crime is there. How is using a bicycle to wank in one's own room, with the door locked, a "breach of the peace." That article might as well be, "woman arrested for masturbating with dildo." WTF? :fp:
It is a slippery slope!
http://www.news-gazette.com/news/courts ... rbana.html
Not quite sure what the one has to do with the other. :ask:

Anyway, the hotel personnel entered on their own risk. At least that's the way I see it. Or should he have hung a "Do not disturb" sign in order to act responsibly?

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