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Post by Azathoth » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:51 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100720/od ... 0720160349
STOCKHOLM (AFP) – A 60-year-old Swedish woman lived in a Stockholm suburb with her mother, her sister, her son... and 191 cats, daily Aftonbladet reported Tuesday.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:52 am

Ayaan in fifty years. :coffee:
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Post by Ayaan » Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:31 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Ayaan in fifty years. :coffee:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:34 am

When I was a kid we knew someone who had 50 cats. I thought it was neat at the time, as they had a large property and all, but now I think :?
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:14 am

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Post by The Dawktor » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:18 am

I once visited a lady with 30+ cats- I did NOT sit down during the entire visit and managed not to breathe for 20 minutes- the stink was eye-watering. I stood with my feet about 18 inches apart- the only (apparently) cat-shit free foot-sized spaces available. Horrible!
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