Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail


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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:56 pm

FYI - the deal here is that Lohan appeared in court to cry and moan about how she needs leniency, and she had painted her nail to say "fuck you." Those pics are from the courtroom, during her hearing for violation of probation.

What a spoiled little cunt. Fuck her. She got 90 days. Good!

Maybe she's stop thinking she's above the law.

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by tattuchu » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:01 pm

She's really pretty. I mean really pretty. Therefore, she can't possibly be guilty :tea:
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Post by al-rawandi » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:06 am

Unfortunately it was not a capital crime, then we could be rid of one more talentless trollop.

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Mr P » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:11 am

al-rawandi wrote:Unfortunately it was not a capital crime, then we could be rid of one more talentless trollop.
I'm reserving judgement on her talents until I've seen her inevitable contribution to the porn industry :naughty: :drool:

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Post by Toontown » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:33 am

tattuchu wrote:She's really pretty. I mean really pretty. Therefore, she can't possibly be guilty :tea:
:bangs gavel:
Case dismissed!
Lohan is not pretty. I saw a girl at Walmart today who makes Lohan look like a wart-nosed crone by comparison.

the 90 days is a perfect chance for the silly bitch to dry out, and possibly even save her stupid life. But she doesn't even have sense enough to comprehend the dire straits she's in. All she can do is whine about what could be the best thing that ever happened to her. What a loser.

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Tero » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:52 am

Did this fix any other bimbos, like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by FBM » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:47 am

How may innuendos can you make from this?

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Martok » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:36 pm

Toontown wrote:
Lohan is not pretty.
She use to be. All her 24 hour partying has taken a toll on her.

What a shame.

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by tattuchu » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:57 pm

Toontown wrote:
tattuchu wrote:She's really pretty. I mean really pretty. Therefore, she can't possibly be guilty :tea:
:bangs gavel:
Case dismissed!
Lohan is not pretty. I saw a girl at Walmart today who makes Lohan look like a wart-nosed crone by comparison.
She looks pretty to me.
Toontown wrote:the 90 days is a perfect chance for the silly bitch to dry out, and possibly even save her stupid life. But she doesn't even have sense enough to comprehend the dire straits she's in. All she can do is whine about what could be the best thing that ever happened to her. What a loser.
I don't care about all that. It's completely irrelevant as far as I'm concerned. In The Court of Tattuchu, if I find you attractive, then it follows logically that you are completely innocent. :bangs gavel: Next case!
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Post by Trolldor » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:59 pm

In the court of Don Juan, how pretty you are has no bearing on how beautiful you are.

Lohan is one ugly bitch.
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Post by Trolldor » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:01 pm

And by that I mean she is a "spoilt trollop", pretty or not.
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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Valden » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:56 pm

Mr P wrote:
al-rawandi wrote:Unfortunately it was not a capital crime, then we could be rid of one more talentless trollop.
I'm reserving judgement on her talents until I've seen her inevitable contribution to the porn industry :naughty: :drool:
:|~

What's with all the comments on her looks? They don't matter.

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Anyways, I doubt she'll complete the full 90 days. :|

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:21 pm

Valden wrote:
Mr P wrote:
al-rawandi wrote:Unfortunately it was not a capital crime, then we could be rid of one more talentless trollop.
I'm reserving judgement on her talents until I've seen her inevitable contribution to the porn industry :naughty: :drool:
:|~

What's with all the comments on her looks? They don't matter.

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Anyways, I doubt she'll complete the full 90 days. :|

Her looks do matter. Hot girls in jail cells...... :ab:

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Meekychuppet » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:25 pm

Male rock star does this - hero

Female actor - trollop. She deserves it.

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