Evolution: Fact or Fiction?

[Pappa]

I want to give this thing a proper, detailed review. But unlike anything I've ever read, it actually gives me the sensation of my skin crawling when I read it. I feel on edge and like I want to fidget and scream. It's so wrong, on so many levels - all at the same time. The author should be euthanised, partly for his utter stupidity and blindness, partly for his willful misrepresentation of the facts and partly just as a service to humanity. If I decided to list the individual issues I have with it, I'd run foul of the max characters limit on posts here, and I'd probably start crying or breaking things.

I will try to give it a critique one day soon, but I need to put it away for a while to forget how truly bad it is.

[hiyymer]

I want to give this thing a proper, detailed review. But unlike anything I've ever read, it actually gives me the sensation of my skin crawling when I read it. I feel on edge and like I want to fidget and scream. It's so wrong, on so many levels - all at the same time. The author should be euthanised, partly for his utter stupidity and blindness, partly for his willful misrepresentation of the facts and partly just as a service to humanity. If I decided to list the individual issues I have with it, I'd run foul of the max characters limit on posts here, and I'd probably start crying or breaking things.

I will try to give it a critique one day soon, but I need to put it away for a while to forget how truly bad it is.

I hope you didn't actually pay money to get a copy. People will pay to hear what they want to hear, but why would you pay to hear what you don't want to hear.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

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[Pappa]

I hope you didn't actually pay money to get a copy. People will pay to hear what they want to hear, but why would you pay to hear what you don't want to hear.

FUCK NO! Some stupid street preacher group near where I work has them on a stand. I asked if it was free and was given a copy. The woman asked me if I'd thought of letting Jesus into my life, and said "we're all sinners, I've sinned more than anyone". She looked weird, broken and ghostlike... so I just said, "No, but thanks for the book" and scarpered.

[Pappa]

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I just sent a review, but I expect they will disallow it because I left in the bit about the author needing euthanasia.

[cowiz]

Well it's 50/50 either way, I just can't decide

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Well it's 50/50 either way, I just can't decide

You may change your mind if you ever start evolving.

[Pappa]

I think I should send this pamphlet on a world tour of Ratz.

[GenesForLife]

Another liar for doctrine indulging in pontifications characterised by turgid drivel and asinine canards about something he or she doesn't understand? In other news, water is wet.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

Well it's 50/50 either way, I just can't decide

You may change your mind if you ever start evolving.

Well, my ancestors crawled out of the sea and are now living in houses, eating doritos.
Is this evolution?

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[Rum]

He also wrote 'Does God believe in Atheists'? What a twat.

[Pappa]

He also wrote 'Does God believe in Atheists'? What a twat.

I can imagine the conclusion already.

[The Dawktor]

He also wrote 'Does God believe in Atheists'? What a twat.

The stupid- it burns!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Well it's 50/50 either way, I just can't decide

You may change your mind if you ever start evolving.

Well, my ancestors crawled out of the sea and are now living in houses, eating doritos.
Is this evolution?

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THIS is proof that evolution works:

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[Pensioner]

It’s neither a fact or fiction the silly cunts.