The solar system - evidence for creation!

[RuleBritannia]

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[A Monkey Shaved]

Quick! Alert the press! The Prime Miniter! The President! The world should know the truth before the Lizards wipe our memories and our brains and ....

• ...then....
  
  • ....our brains.....
    
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      • ....what?

Oo look. Have you seen these shoes? They're divine.

Yeah! God has a shoe fettish

[FreeThinker23]

As they say, you can't polish a turd (not even with photoshop).

It was proven on Mythbusters that you can, in fact, polish a turd.

[Hermit]

The pulsar PSR 1509-48, in Circinus, interacting with a cosmic cloud of gas - also known as "The Hand of God" - is incontrovertible proof of the existence of Our Creator!

[Deep Sea Isopod]

The pulsar PSR 1509-48, in Circinus, interacting with a cosmic cloud of gas - also known as "The Hand of God" - is incontrovertible proof of the existence of Our Creator!

No. That's evidence that Maradonna is a cheating bastard.

[Hermit]

The pulsar PSR 1509-48, in Circinus, interacting with a cosmic cloud of gas - also known as "The Hand of God" - is incontrovertible proof of the existence of Our Creator!

No. That's evidence that Maradonna is a cheating bastard.

Wrong. To begin with, there never was a world class football cheat called Maradonna.

Anyway, here's more proof of the existence of Our Creator: Yet another piece of The Divine One's anatomy. Behold "The Eye Of God" - replete with floaters and the milky telltale signs of cataracts - and less popularly known as the Helix nebula. It can be found in the constellation Aquarius.

We'll have the complete picture of Him, once astronomers find "The Rectum of God". Some dyslexic reckons it should be our greatest joy:

[Thinking Aloud]

And I can just imagine the look of sheer joy on their face as they pointed out to everyone watching that they'd made the "T" look like a crucifix.

[Coito ergo sum]

As they say, you can't polish a turd (not even with photoshop).

It was proven on Mythbusters that you can, in fact, polish a turd.

Touche'.

Well played.

[A Monkey Shaved]

We'll have the complete picture of Him, once astronomers find "The Rectum of God". Some dyslexic reckons it should be our greatest joy:

That would be one supermassive black hole!!