Onions are like arseholes

[devogue]

And red onions are especially annoying.

Discuss.

[Bella Fortuna]

Yours would make me cry far more than an onion ever could.

[devogue]

Yours would make me cry far more than an onion ever could.

But what if I stuffed an onion up my arse, shredded it with my sphincter so all the crying juice came out, and then the onion shat a little onion because it's an arsehole as well.

Or is there a theory of onion relativity that says nothing can make people cry as much as my arsehole - you could whizz an onion round Cern and get to 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% of the crying potential of my arsehole, but all the horror of the universe would be needed to match it, which is clearly impossible.

[devogue]

And if that post doesn't make it in to the Piss Pants thread I might as well give up.

[Bella Fortuna]

And if that post doesn't make it in to the Piss Pants thread I might as well give up.

[Pappa]

This thread has the distinct whiff of Dev's boredom about it.