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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:10 pm

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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by Animavore » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:13 pm

"Consider it a divorce".
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Post by The Curious Squid » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:26 pm

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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:34 pm

Animavore wrote:"Consider it a divorce".
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Slight derail, since it is not a one-liner - for which I apologise:-
The improvised "Funny, how...?" scene from Goodfellas. When I first saw it placed me right there with them, worried about what was going to happen next and hooting with relief when it all turned out to be a joke.
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Post by Trolldor » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:45 am

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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by nellikin » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:52 am

To ignore the absence of evidence is the base of true faith.
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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:56 am

This:- (Manny's line at the end had me in bits for days)
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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by devogue » Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:50 am

Right, you fucker. I'm gonna do the washing up.
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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by BlackBart » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:05 am

"You don't crucify people! Not on Good Friday!"
It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:20 am

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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by Animavore » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:08 pm

"Well they're not from Cleveland".

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Re: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:36 pm

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