"Legion", my new favorite WTF movie. (Spoliers)

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"Legion", my new favorite WTF movie. (Spoliers)

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:19 am

Simple premise here.

1. Jesus is coming again.
2. God wants to kill him. In the womb.
3. Archangel Michael (played by the albino murderer from "DUH Vinci Code") is on the side of humanity.
4. Archangel Gabriel (played by the fat mutant boxer from "Wolverine) is stuck in the "follow orders" mode.
5. JC's mom has the rep of a bimbo and lives in a dead-end diner 50 miles from next services.
6. Baby Jebus gets born despite Heaven's best efforts (which primarily involve possessed humans lining up to be perforated.) After trying to kill his pregnant mother most of the movie the possessed humans now treat the little bundle of joy as "off limits" for some reason.
7. Michael cuts his wings off and gets killed by Gabriel, but comes back better than ever. When Gabriel whinges about cheating Michael says, "You gave him what he wanted, I gave him what he needed."
8. Mom's personal dogboy and bodyguard gets a set of instant tatoos and a trunk full of guns, so everything is going to be fine now.

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Re: "Legion", my new favorite WTF movie. (Spoliers)

Post by colubridae » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:29 am

spoliers :dono:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:31 am

colubridae wrote:spoliers :dono:
The hwole OP. :hehe:
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Post by The Curious Squid » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:43 am

It does look like a cluster fuck just from the trailer alone.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:48 am

Paco wrote:It does look like a cluster fuck just from the trailer alone.
It's fun on several levels. First, the idea that God has ordered Jesus ABORTED. Then, of course, we got lots and lots of guns. Then you get to see Dennis Quaid die. (A plus in any movie.) And God's reward to a fallen angel for disobeying him should send a clear moral message to all of us, "disobeying is the road to Heaven." :funny:
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Re: "Legion", my new favorite WTF movie. (Spoliers)

Post by Pappa » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:51 am

I've been meaning to watch this for a while, though I've not even seen the trailer.
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Re: "Legion", my new favorite WTF movie. (Spoliers)

Post by Feck » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:51 am

Is it available for copyright theft yet ? :leave:
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Re: "Legion", my new favorite WTF movie. (Spoliers)

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:53 am

Feck wrote:Is it available for copyright theft yet ? :leave:
There have a been a torrent of inquires along that line, no doubt.
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