Words and phrases that have sadly fallen out of use.

[Pappa]

Viddy well, me droogs, viddy well. Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening. I am feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. I can't make up my rassoodock what to do with the evening. Maybe I'll start off at the Korova milkbar for some milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom. Be off! Or, I'll tollchock your yarbles! Ahhh...what I need now, to give it the perfect ending, is a little of the old Ludwig Van.

It's a real shame that that never caught on.

[Bella Fortuna]

Viddy well, me droogs, viddy well. Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening. I am feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. I can't make up my rassoodock what to do with the evening. Maybe I'll start off at the Korova milkbar for some milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom. Be off! Or, I'll tollchock your yarbles! Ahhh...what I need now, to give it the perfect ending, is a little of the old Ludwig Van.

It's a real shame that that never caught on.

People would throw eggy weggies at you.

[Coito ergo sum]

Viddy well, me droogs, viddy well. Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening. I am feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. I can't make up my rassoodock what to do with the evening. Maybe I'll start off at the Korova milkbar for some milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom. Be off! Or, I'll tollchock your yarbles! Ahhh...what I need now, to give it the perfect ending, is a little of the old Ludwig Van.

It's a real shame that that never caught on.

People would throw eggy weggies at you.

No time for the old in-out, love! Just came to read the meter!

[owtth]

"Presently" was a wonderfully civilised term that meant "soon" or "immediately".

Seraph: Dev!! Dev!! Are you coming to see the drama!!!

Devogue: Presently.

My dad still says this, he talks proper like.

[Svartalf]

"I'm having a gay time" for simply saying you are having fun.

But "that is so fucking gay" is a great derisory term.

Makes you wonder about Robin Hood's "Merry Men"... after all, the only lady ever mentioned was maryann...

[Svartalf]

"I'm having a gay time" for simply saying you are having fun.

But "that is so fucking gay" is a great derisory term.

I'm all for reclaiming the word gay. When I was a kid it meant "uncool". If I ever use it with old friends, I still mean it that way. I also use it as a synonym for homosexual. If it can mean happy and homosexual, I don't see why it can't mean uncool too.

you're entertaining queer endeavors my good man, beware that hell hath no fury worse than a sheep scorned.

[Svartalf]

No time for the old in-out, love! Just came to read the meter!

Stop here your meretricious doings, you recreant caitiff of pimp

[Bella Fortuna]

No time for the old in-out, love! Just came to read the meter!

Stop here your meretricious doings, you recreant caitiff of pimp

Codswallop!

[Random Mutant]

Verily, my Lord husband.

Toc H!

[Svartalf]

No time for the old in-out, love! Just came to read the meter!

Stop here your meretricious doings, you recreant caitiff of pimp

Codswallop!

Does that mean you want to swallop the contents of my codpiece?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[MrFungus420]

Viddy well, me droogs, viddy well. Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening. I am feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. I can't make up my rassoodock what to do with the evening. Maybe I'll start off at the Korova milkbar for some milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom. Be off! Or, I'll tollchock your yarbles! Ahhh...what I need now, to give it the perfect ending, is a little of the old Ludwig Van.

[Clinton Huxley]

Obstreperous doesn't get out much these days.

[devogue]

Pathetic is a beautiful word, full of ...er...pathos when used in its compassionate sense. Unfortunately, these days it's used only as a term of derision.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Obfuscation.

Phlogiston.

Common sense.