Freak!Pappa wrote:Yes.... it explains why he only has four limbs.Link wrote:34 glutons? Great cascade of Znargon! he was a bit premature then!JimC wrote:Pappa wrote:Yes my son. I gave birth to you right after eating your mother who had carried you insider her brain for 34 glutons. I needed 5 stitches in my fnorg after that, but it soon healed.Thinking Aloud wrote:Daddy!!!I have seen his fnorg, and though impressive, it still clearly shows the stitch marks...
Jehovah's Witness Visit
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You shouldn't speak that way about the disabled.Bella Fortuna wrote:Freak!Pappa wrote:Yes.... it explains why he only has four limbs.
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In my job- I was prevented from leaving the home of a JW because her husband wanted to "give me the news of our lord and saviour"- I was only released when I told him to get some KY Jelly because it was only fair to offer some lubrication because of where I was going to insert my briefcase!
I told some visiting JW's recently that I was an Urban Samurai AND a militant atheist and to stay there whilst I got my Katana- they left!
I told some visiting JW's recently that I was an Urban Samurai AND a militant atheist and to stay there whilst I got my Katana- they left!
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The Dawktor wrote:In my job- I was prevented from leaving the home of a JW because her husband wanted to "give me the news of our lord and saviour"- I was only released when I told him to get some KY Jelly because it was only fair to offer some lubrication because of where I was going to insert my briefcase!
I told some visiting JW's recently that I was an Urban Samurai AND a militant atheist and to stay there whilst I got my Katana- they left!
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Jake Farr-Wharton shares his experiences in a new blog post:
Pretty good stuff, IMO
Read more at: http://www.imaginaryfriendsshow.com/201 ... ovahs.html"There is truly nothing like first cup of coffee on a Sunday morning. Grinding the beans releases an intense aroma which truly satisfies the palate. As that first taste of espresso hits your tongue, you are bombarded with an intense mélange of flavour.
Open the news paper and Sunday morning begins… and then you get a knock at the door.
Standing at the door are two gentlemen in their early to mid-teens. They’re immaculately dressed, have nicely polished shoes, clean cut hair, they’re holding briefcases and a stack of “Awake” magazine, the Jehovah’s Witnesses (J-Dub) propaganda handbook..."
Pretty good stuff, IMO
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