[Cecil is about to blow up Sideshow Bob and Bart]
Cecil Terwilliger: And now to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them.
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Sideshow Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college.
Cecil Terwilliger: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
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Sideshow Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?
Cecil Terwilliger: Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!
Favourite Simpsons quotes.
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Re: Favourite Simpsons quotes.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Re: Favourite Simpsons quotes.
Ralf Wiggum: this snow flake tastes like fishsticks.
Ralf Wiggum: I'm a POG sensation.
Ralf Wiggum: I'm a POG sensation.
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Re: Favourite Simpsons quotes.
Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Homer: [Looking at Uruguay on a map] Hee hee! Look at this country! "You are gay"
Mr. Burns: You're fired.
Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off of you.
Mr. Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off
Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Apu: Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!
Lisa: [Hallucinating] I am the Lizard Queen!
Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy
Homer: [Looking at Uruguay on a map] Hee hee! Look at this country! "You are gay"
Mr. Burns: You're fired.
Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off of you.
Mr. Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off
Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Apu: Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!
Lisa: [Hallucinating] I am the Lizard Queen!
Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy
When I feel sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
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