N Korea hails development of new 'super drink'

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N Korea hails development of new 'super drink'

Post by FBM » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:38 pm

Uhm. Yeah. So why does the Dear Leader look like shit these days?

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N Korea hails development of new 'super drink'
North Korea has developed a "super drink" that, it says, can multiply brain cells and stop skin ageing.

The secretive state's official news agency, KCNA, says the drink contains 60 kinds of "microelements" extracted from more than 30 species of plants.

It attracted "much interest from Chinese, German and other businessmen" at a trade fair in Pyongyang last month, the agency reports.

It was developed by a joint venture fruit juice company.

'No side-effect'

KCNA says: "It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells.

"It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral haemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.

"It, much higher than quality cosmetics in anti-oxidation capacity, is efficacious for different skin diseases, including allergic dermatitis. It also makes skin fair.

"The drink has no side-effect."

The agency quotes a company manager, Jong Song Ho, as saying the drink has "proved efficacious among workers of such industrial establishments as thermal power station and smeltery and at medical institutions".
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:52 pm

Errrr...... no thanks.... I'm on the wagon. :?
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Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:53 pm

I'll believe it when I drink it, and that doubt comes before considering that it's N. Korea we're talking about :ddpan:
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Post by FBM » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:58 pm

But it says right there in the story, "The drink has no side-effect."

It's in print. It must be true. :tup:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:00 pm

"No side effects" = "No one lived to complain about it"
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Post by Faithfree » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:00 pm

FBM wrote:Uhm. Yeah. So why does the Dear Leader look like shit these days?
You're like the little boy who didn't realise the Emperor was wearing his new cloths. :hehe:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:12 pm

I wonder where the multiplied brain cells fit.

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Faithfree wrote:
FBM wrote:Uhm. Yeah. So why does the Dear Leader look like shit these days?
You're like the little boy who didn't realise the Emperor was wearing his new cloths. :hehe:
Deciphering this one is going to take some time. :think:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:15 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:I wonder where the multiplied brain cells fit.
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Post by beige » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:23 pm

I made a drink kinda like that once.

But it was probably closer to containing 30 different kinds of fermented plants than just plant extracts.

I've been told mine was significantly less healthy than the N.Korean one appears to be. There was lots of cleaning to do the next day.
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Post by Faithfree » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:26 pm

FBM wrote:
Faithfree wrote:
FBM wrote:Uhm. Yeah. So why does the Dear Leader look like shit these days?
You're like the little boy who didn't realise the Emperor was wearing his new cloths. :hehe:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:33 pm

beige wrote:I made a drink kinda like that once.

But it was probably closer to containing 30 different kinds of fermented plants than just plant extracts.

I've been told mine was significantly less healthy than the N.Korean one appears to be. There was lots of cleaning to do the next day.
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Post by FBM » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:40 pm

Faithfree wrote:
FBM wrote:
Faithfree wrote:
FBM wrote:Uhm. Yeah. So why does the Dear Leader look like shit these days?
You're like the little boy who didn't realise the Emperor was wearing his new cloths. :hehe:
Deciphering this one is going to take some time. :think:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Empero ... ew_Clothes
I know the story. :ddpan:

It's your twist on the wording... :ask:
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:16 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:I wonder where the multiplied brain cells fit.
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