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"I am very sorry for you"

Post by The Dawktor » Thu May 27, 2010 1:43 pm

I have just met a man who asked me if I was a Xian- when I told him that I was a card-carrying Atheist- all he said was "I am very sorry for you" and walked away!

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Re: "I am very sorry for you"

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 27, 2010 1:47 pm

The Dawktor wrote:I have just met a man who asked me if I was a Xian- when I told him that I was a card-carrying Atheist- all he said was "I am very sorry for you" and walked away!

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 27, 2010 2:13 pm

:roll: Christian humility, my arse. :pawiz:
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Post by FBM » Thu May 27, 2010 2:15 pm

Look on the bright side...he walked away. :tup:
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Re: "I am very sorry for you"

Post by Feck » Thu May 27, 2010 2:16 pm

I say the same sort of thing to Xians .
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Post by Animavore » Thu May 27, 2010 2:16 pm

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Post by devogue » Thu May 27, 2010 2:16 pm

Was he wearing a sort of tweed jacket and cords?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 27, 2010 2:24 pm

FBM wrote:Look on the bright side...he walked away. :tup:
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Post by Animavore » Thu May 27, 2010 2:27 pm

I never care when they say that to me. The fact is they believe that a man could come back from a severe case of dead. They may feel sorry for me but I'm laughing at them. I don't even feel sorry for them any more than I do for anyone else who gets themselves in the position they do due to a lack of thought.
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Post by Hermit » Fri May 28, 2010 6:37 am

The Dawktor wrote:I have just met a man who asked me if I could see fairies at the bottom of the garden- when I told him that I was a card-carrying Atheist- all he said was "I am very sorry for you" and walked away!
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Fri May 28, 2010 6:52 am

Animavore wrote:Did you get a card when you joined? How do I get one?


You haven't got one???? :shock:


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Post by JimC » Fri May 28, 2010 7:02 am

devogue wrote:Was he wearing a sort of tweed jacket and cords?
And what is wrong with tweed jackets? :what:

(mind you, not with cords...)
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Re: "I am very sorry for you"

Post by The Dawktor » Fri May 28, 2010 7:51 am

devogue wrote:Was he wearing a sort of tweed jacket and cords?
Believe it or not- he was wearing a cassock, rope belt and sandals- seriously! :fp: :fp: :fp:
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Re: "I am very sorry for you"

Post by FBM » Fri May 28, 2010 7:58 am

The Dawktor wrote:
devogue wrote:Was he wearing a sort of tweed jacket and cords?
Believe it or not- he was wearing a cassock, rope belt and sandals- seriously! :fp: :fp: :fp:
lolwut? :think:
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