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Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

Post by Geoff » Wed May 26, 2010 3:57 pm

Not sure if this has been posted before...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-v ... pta,17201/
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Post by Feck » Wed May 26, 2010 3:59 pm

and what level would the church feel comfortable with ? Knee high ?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 26, 2010 3:59 pm

(Umm... it's the Onion...) :whisper:
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Re: Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Le

Post by colubridae » Wed May 26, 2010 4:00 pm

Feck wrote:and what level would the church feel comfortable with ? Knee high ?

In your face levels?
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Re: Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Le

Post by Trolldor » Wed May 26, 2010 4:00 pm

Quite frankly I don't find these jokes funny anymore. I've heard them enough and all too often, and even for my black humour there comes a time when all this pissing about just goes too far. The pus-filled granny fucker in his compensatory hat is being protected by cowardly little maggots who place the lives of children beneath that of some bronze age fraternity of closet homosexuals and geriatrics with a lolita complex.
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Re: Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Le

Post by Geoff » Wed May 26, 2010 4:01 pm

Feck wrote:and what level would the church feel comfortable with ? Knee high ?
the Holy Father vowed to implement new reforms to bring the pedophilia rate back down to five children per 1,000 clergy.
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Post by devogue » Wed May 26, 2010 4:02 pm

I find that the extra "a" in paedophilia makes it much more sinister and effective.

Pedophilia sounds like the enjoyment of fiddling with those toy swans you see people fucking about in at country parks.
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Post by Animavore » Wed May 26, 2010 4:03 pm

I thought the "a"-less way was American?

WTF Geoff?

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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 26, 2010 4:05 pm

Ah, well that's ok then, if kiddy fidling is at an acceptable level. OH, The shame that the behavior was at a "more frequent" level than the Vatican was comfortable with!!!

I'm surethat they can successfully cover up manage a lesser number of cases. :roll: :nono:
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 26, 2010 4:07 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:(Umm... it's the Onion...) :whisper:

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Post by Link » Wed May 26, 2010 4:07 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:(Umm... it's the Onion...) :whisper:

:this: Just wanted to reiterate this for anyone that hadn't spotted it yet :this:
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Post by Geoff » Wed May 26, 2010 5:10 pm

Link wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:(Umm... it's the Onion...) :whisper:

:this: Just wanted to reiterate this for anyone that hadn't spotted it yet :this:
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Post by Feck » Wed May 26, 2010 5:13 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:(Umm... it's the Onion...) :whisper:


That's why I made a joke.....
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Re: Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Le

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 26, 2010 5:29 pm

What's the difference between L'Osservatore Romano and The Onion? The Onion don't lie as much.
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Re: Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Le

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Thu May 27, 2010 6:32 am

Feck wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:(Umm... it's the Onion...) :whisper:


That's why I made a joke.....


Feck made a joke! :woot:









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