Another day, another threat of all-out war.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon May 24, 2010 3:06 pm

S. Korean Puppets' Moves for Confrontation and War Flailed
Pyongyang, May 23 (KCNA) -- The south Korean puppet authorities finally issued the "results of investigation" in which they groundlessly linked the case of the sinking of a warship with the DPRK despite the accusations and protest at home and abroad. This is an intolerable provocation against the DPRK and an undisguised declaration of a war against it. Rodong Sinmun Sunday says this in a signed commentary.
The commentary goes on: It is also an intentional and premeditated plot to push the inter-Korean relations to total collapse and ignite a war of aggression against the DPRK in collusion with their U.S. and Japanese masters under the pretext of the ship case.
The ship case was an unprecedented charade crafted by the group of traitors keen on escalating confrontation.
The "investigation into the case" was nothing but a red herring as it was aimed to zealously spread a rumor about the "north's involvement in the case" and thus fan up atmosphere for extreme animosity toward fellow countrymen and confrontation with them among south Koreans of different circles and, at the same time, openly unleash a war of aggression against the DPRK in collusion with foreign forces under the pretext of what it called "security crisis".
A saying goes a club is fit for a mad dog. The army and people of the DPRK will never pardon the group of traitors getting hell-bent on confrontation and war, dare taking issue with fellow countrymen.
We do not know empty talk.
The reckless racket of the puppet forces will lead to a dirge of the traitorous clique.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2010/201005/ ... -06ee.html

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Post by FBM » Mon May 24, 2010 3:07 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:SK threatens to retaliate by unleashing three '64 Chevrolet Impalas from Compton.

:think: Do I understand that?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 24, 2010 3:20 pm

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Gawdzilla wrote:SK threatens to retaliate by unleashing three '64 Chevrolet Impalas from Compton.

:think: Do I understand that?
Those boys can easily out-boom anything the ROKs would even dream of putting on the DMZ, sound wise. So if the NK wipes out the current boom-boxes the Compton dudes would be ready to move in and go seismic on the NK.
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Post by FBM » Mon May 24, 2010 3:23 pm

Ah. Of course. Keep in mind that I know shit all about what 'merkin culture is like these days.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 24, 2010 3:27 pm

FBM wrote:Ah. Of course. Keep in mind that I know shit all about what 'merkin culture is like these days.
Shit, son, them thunder cars have been around for 20 years. You should come back to the world once in a while. We got indoor plumbing now!
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Post by FBM » Mon May 24, 2010 3:29 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:We got indoor plumbing now!
Phhht!! :lol: I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. "Indoor plumbing" :hilarious:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 24, 2010 3:35 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:We got indoor plumbing now!
Phhht!! :lol: I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. "Indoor plumbing" :hilarious:
Do you remember the "I Love Lucy" show where Tennessee Ernie Ford "came to town"? At one point he whispers something to Lucy and she points to a door. He looks at the door and then says:

"IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!?!" :o
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Post by FBM » Mon May 24, 2010 3:58 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:We got indoor plumbing now!
Phhht!! :lol: I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. "Indoor plumbing" :hilarious:
Do you remember the "I Love Lucy" show where Tennessee Ernie Ford "came to town"? At one point he whispers something to Lucy and she points to a door. He looks at the door and then says:

"IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!?!" :o
I don't think my brain was fully developed at that time. :dono:
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Post by normal » Mon May 24, 2010 4:05 pm

What do we say to you if there is suddenly all-out war?
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Post by Trolldor » Mon May 24, 2010 4:06 pm

Normal wrote:What do we say to you if there is suddenly all-out war?
Nice knowing you.
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Normal wrote:What do we say to you if there is suddenly all-out war?
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Post by FBM » Mon May 24, 2010 4:14 pm

Don Juan Demarco wrote:
Normal wrote:What do we say to you if there is suddenly all-out war?
Nice knowing you.
Pretty much this. Except that I am way out in the rice paddies, >1 hr from Seoul or any other major metropolis of strategic military importance that would be targeted first. That may mean that I get to dodge bombs/missiles a bit longer than average.
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Post by Trolldor » Mon May 24, 2010 4:16 pm

FBM wrote:
Don Juan Demarco wrote:
Normal wrote:What do we say to you if there is suddenly all-out war?
Nice knowing you.
Pretty much this. Except that I am way out in the rice paddies, >1 hr from Seoul or any other major metropolis of strategic military importance that would be targeted first. That may mean that I get to dodge bombs/missiles a bit longer than average.

Well, at least we can say you ended the same way you began.

With a bang.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 24, 2010 4:19 pm

FBM wrote:
Don Juan Demarco wrote:
Normal wrote:What do we say to you if there is suddenly all-out war?
Nice knowing you.
Pretty much this. Except that I am way out in the rice paddies, >1 hr from Seoul or any other major metropolis of strategic military importance that would be targeted first. That may mean that I get to dodge bombs/missiles a bit longer than average.
i.e., > 5 seconds.
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Re: Another day, another threat of all-out war.

Post by FBM » Mon May 24, 2010 4:36 pm

Don Juan Demarco wrote:Well, at least we can say you ended the same way you began.

With a bang.
I hope she'll be available on that day.
Gawdzilla wrote:i.e., > 5 seconds.
I'm no shit out in the middle of nowhere. I'd have at least half an hour to shit my pants.
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