Priapism
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The Dawktor
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Priapism
I can't believe no-one did Priapism!
Bella Fortuna wrote:You know you love it you dirty bitch!
devogue wrote:Actually, I am a very, very, stupid man.
Pappa wrote: I even ran upstairs and climbed into bed once, the second I pulled the duvet over me I suddenly felt very silly and sheepish, so I went back downstairs.
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Re: Priapism
Maybe it was just too hard.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
Re: Priapism
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
after a while it becomes a sore point .
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Interesting choice of category.The Dawktor wrote:I can't believe no-one did Priapism!
Funny, I just happened to stumble upon this very subject the other day on Yahoo answers. Someone was soliciting advice about who had done it, and how they could do it to themselves surgically.
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It seemed a natural bedfellow with some of the other 'isms!maiforpeace wrote:Interesting choice of category.The Dawktor wrote:I can't believe no-one did Priapism!
Funny, I just happened to stumble upon this very subject the other day on Yahoo answers. Someone was soliciting advice about who had done it, and how they could do it to themselves surgically.
It requires a syringe and needle to get the static blood out of the penis before it turns black and drops off!
Bella Fortuna wrote:
devogue wrote:Actually, I am a very, very, stupid man.
Pappa wrote: I even ran upstairs and climbed into bed once, the second I pulled the duvet over me I suddenly felt very silly and sheepish, so I went back downstairs.
Re: Priapism
How common is it?
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Just the thought of this makes me wince and I don't have a penis!The Dawktor wrote:It seemed a natural bedfellow with some of the other 'isms!maiforpeace wrote:Interesting choice of category.The Dawktor wrote:I can't believe no-one did Priapism!
Funny, I just happened to stumble upon this very subject the other day on Yahoo answers. Someone was soliciting advice about who had done it, and how they could do it to themselves surgically.
It requires a syringe and needle to get the static blood out of the penis before it turns black and drops off!
Atheists have always argued that this world is all that we have, and that our duty is to one another to make the very most and best of it. ~Christopher Hitchens~
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3534/379 ... 3be9_o.jpg[/imgc]
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In the pre-Viagra days- gentlemen with Erectile Dysfunction used to turn up at the hospital I worked at on a Saturday morning- a Consultant Urologist (who later did my Vasectomy) would inject (yes, inject) special medicine into their Corpora Spongiosa- giving them the mother of all hard-ons- they then shuffled out of the hospital (with their long coats on and bent forward) to go home to their wives/partners- the 'diamond-cutter' erection would last for 4 hours.
However, one of the side-effects was Priapism and they would have to return (in agony) to have the stagnant blood removed. Also the scarring from the needles could cause Peyronie's disease (of Bill Clinton fame).
However, one of the side-effects was Priapism and they would have to return (in agony) to have the stagnant blood removed. Also the scarring from the needles could cause Peyronie's disease (of Bill Clinton fame).
Bella Fortuna wrote:
devogue wrote:Actually, I am a very, very, stupid man.
Pappa wrote: I even ran upstairs and climbed into bed once, the second I pulled the duvet over me I suddenly felt very silly and sheepish, so I went back downstairs.
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The seedy goings on of hospital life 
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Men and their penises... 
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Women and men's penises...Rum wrote:Men and their penises...
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Re: Priapism
I should think a woman with a man's penis isn't technically a woman.
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Dory may disagree there 
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Where is Dory?Ghatanothoa wrote:Dory may disagree there
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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