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30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sun May 23, 2010 6:17 pm

http://austriantimes.at/news/Around_the ... st_sex_toy

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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by colubridae » Sun May 23, 2010 6:42 pm

Fuck I thought you had found out about my wife.
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Tigger » Sun May 23, 2010 7:40 pm

And the batteries go where?
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Post by colubridae » Sun May 23, 2010 7:42 pm

Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?
No batteries. she runs on diesel.
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by colubridae » Sun May 23, 2010 7:43 pm

colubridae wrote:
Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?
No batteries. she runs on diesel.

as in "diesel fit you darling"
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun May 23, 2010 7:43 pm

colubridae wrote:
Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?
No batteries. she runs on diesel.
At least she's not wind-powered... :?
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by colubridae » Sun May 23, 2010 7:44 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
colubridae wrote:
Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?
No batteries. she runs on diesel.
At least she's not wind-powered... :?
Hmmmm. :oops:
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Tigger » Sun May 23, 2010 7:59 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
colubridae wrote:
Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?
No batteries. she runs on diesel.
At least she's not wind-powered... :?
Wind or wind?
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun May 23, 2010 8:01 pm

Tigger wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
colubridae wrote:
Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?
No batteries. she runs on diesel.
At least she's not wind-powered... :?
Wind or wind?
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Ian » Sun May 23, 2010 9:01 pm

Looks like that one runs on good ol' fashioned Norwegian Steam. Except it's from Australia. :tea:
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Trolldor » Mon May 24, 2010 2:40 am

Ian wrote:Looks like that one runs on good ol' fashioned Norwegian Steam. Except it's from Australia. :tea:
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 24, 2010 2:49 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
colubridae wrote:
Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?
No batteries. she runs on diesel.
At least she's not wind-powered... :?
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by charlou » Mon May 24, 2010 2:57 am

It was used with a flint stone ... come on baby light my fire ...
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by charlou » Mon May 24, 2010 2:59 am

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As well as the distinctive form the penis also has carved rings around one polished end leaving little doubt as to its nature.
The rings look like they were scratched on there last week.
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Twoflower » Mon May 24, 2010 4:18 am

Charlou wrote:
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As well as the distinctive form the penis also has carved rings around one polished end leaving little doubt as to its nature.
The rings look like they were scratched on there last week.
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