mmmmmyahuh .. drop any attempt at further analysis and go with the flow ..Svartalf wrote:What if the two in the bush are accompanied by the pearl getting a tongue polishing?Charlou wrote:A finger in the anus is worth two in the bush.Bella Fortuna wrote:I like this thread much better as a sex-advice column. Please continue.
Bisexuals are just greedy.Tigger wrote:Hey, it's general sexy advice, Mandy, er, Ray, er, Mandy, not just gay stuff. You wanna try to be bisexual like me and you can get the best of both worlds.mandelson wrote:tigger, why on earth are you giving me gay advice. you can shove those tips right up your back poof side. get it clear in your head, i aint no gay like you. i love women. i dont like men. im never gonna sleep with a man. so stop trying to get me into bed with you. :I-love-pork:
i made that clear when i gave you free advice, tigger! when i said i charge 25 quid, that was about giving secrets of women to chaps who dont know a single thing about em. Thinking Aloud knew what i was talking about!!.
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Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
owtth wrote:You logged on and you posted some drivel
We'll never send you away, Oh Mandy
You can write what you want without thinking
And we need you today, Oh Mandy
Probably driving fusion powered hover cars ....That big nosed fool set humanity back years.klr wrote:owtth wrote:You logged on and you posted some drivel
We'll never send you away, Oh Mandy
You can write what you want without thinking
And we need you today, Oh Mandy
Where would we be without Barry Manilow, eh?
I do. All of them are false. Non-existent.mandelson wrote:ok...
evidence three for God:
without real God, false gods couldnt exist in the same way
without real banknotes counterfeits couldnt exist.
we all know there are many fake things right?
fake things mean there must be real things.
no one says they dont know any false gods.
false gods mean there must be a true god.
so who is the true God?
the answer is Allah.
therefore, existence of falsehood and evil is evidence that truth exists. Allah is the ultimate truth.
Fake banknotes and false godsare evidence of real God and real money.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
Brings a whole new meaning to Muhammed shagging Kids (those poor poor goats)Tigger wrote:I do. All of them are false. Non-existent.mandelson wrote:ok...
evidence three for God:
without real God, false gods couldnt exist in the same way
without real banknotes counterfeits couldnt exist.
we all know there are many fake things right?
fake things mean there must be real things.
no one says they dont know any false gods.
false gods mean there must be a true god.
so who is the true God?
the answer is Allah.
therefore, existence of falsehood and evil is evidence that truth exists. Allah is the ultimate truth.
Fake banknotes and false godsare evidence of real God and real money.
But Muslims prefer bartering and stuff don't they? Isn't money a bad, Western concept? I'll swap you a goat for a shag, for example. Except if you're a Muslim, you can keep the goat and have the shag.
Worst. Logical. Argument. Ever.mandelson wrote:ok...
evidence three for God:
without real God, false gods couldnt exist in the same way
without real banknotes counterfeits couldnt exist.
we all know there are many fake things right?
fake things mean there must be real things.
no one says they dont know any false gods.
false gods mean there must be a true god.
so who is the true God?
the answer is Allah.
therefore, existence of falsehood and evil is evidence that truth exists. Allah is the ultimate truth.
Fake banknotes and false gods are evidence for real God and real money.
Oh, oh, I know the answer to that one ...mandelson wrote:oi Thinking Aloud, you asked me to give you Allah and i have you Allah.
now im giving you money. but you are saying you dont even want money.
what do you really want mate?
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
what, you can read Thinking Alouds heart, can you tigger?thanks mat.klr wrote: Worst. Logical. Argument. Ever.
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