"If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

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"If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Tue May 18, 2010 10:52 pm

"If America came from England, why is there still England?"

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And part 2...

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Re: "If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

Post by tattuchu » Wed May 19, 2010 1:31 am

Wait, so why is there still England? They never explained :ask:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: "If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 19, 2010 1:32 am

I know a man that comes from Turkey. So why are there still turkeys? :dono:
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Re: "If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

Post by tattuchu » Wed May 19, 2010 1:40 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I know a man that comes from Turkey. So why are there still turkeys? :dono:
It's all so confusing :cry:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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Re: "If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

Post by Bruce Burleson » Wed May 19, 2010 2:04 am

tattuchu wrote:Wait, so why is there still England? They never explained :ask:
England no longer exists. It is simply a sitcom shown on the BBC.
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Re: "If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

Post by RuleBritannia » Wed May 19, 2010 2:40 am

Bruce Burleson wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Wait, so why is there still England? They never explained :ask:
England no longer exists. It is simply a sitcom shown on the BBC.
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Re: "If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Wed May 19, 2010 10:42 am

tattuchu wrote:Wait, so why is there still England? They never explained :ask:
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Re: "If Man Came from Monkey, Why Are There Still Monkeys?"

Post by Mysturji » Wed May 19, 2010 12:37 pm

If Man came from God, then why...
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