The new PM's wife anyone?
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Re: The new PM's wife anyone?
Her Great-Great-Great-Grandfather was at Inkermann. 17th Lancers, as I recall. Led a charge on the French. Not a terribly bright chap. Had a false hand he used to keep cheroots in.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Might she even have connections with the Huxley family, one wonders...
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I bet she's spread 'em for a carrot or a good scratching 'tween the ears.Rum wrote:Mostly for our Mericans.
Not bad.
And I'd be willing to provide either.
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Fought against the French on horseback - check.Clinton Huxley wrote:Her Great-Great-Great-Grandfather was at Inkermann. 17th Lancers, as I recall. Led a charge on the French. Not a terribly bright chap. Had a false hand he used to keep cheroots in.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Might she even have connections with the Huxley family, one wonders...
Dumb as a sack of hammers - check.
Physical deformity, caused no doubt by inbreeding amongst the nobility - check.
Bizarre habit related to the personal storage and/or consumption of food/alcohol - check.
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France is better of in this case me thinks.
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She probably laughs when she snorting.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:She's a baronet's daughter and horsey as fuck. I just bet she snorts when she's laughing.
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What took you so long?colubridae wrote:She probably laughs when she snorting.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:She's a baronet's daughter and horsey as fuck. I just bet she snorts when she's laughing.
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Only one possible comment...Rum wrote:Mostly for our Mericans.
Not bad.
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a, the horsey side is what brings out the animal lover in meThe Red Fox wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:She's a baronet's daughter and horsey as fuck. I just bet she snorts when she's laughing cumming.
b) she's a brit, she probably does not even know what cumming feels like, which is why she needs a red blooded Frenchman to teach her
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The only dealings Conservatives have with red-blooded Frenchmen are when they shoot or bayonet them ...Svartalf wrote:a, the horsey side is what brings out the animal lover in meThe Red Fox wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:She's a baronet's daughter and horsey as fuck. I just bet she snorts when she's laughing cumming.
b) she's a brit, she probably does not even know what cumming feels like, which is why she needs a red blooded Frenchman to teach her
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Mind explaining the inference for this ignorant continental?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Might she even have connections with the Huxley family, one wonders...
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Svartalf wrote:Mind explaining the inference for this ignorant continental?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Might she even have connections with the Huxley family, one wonders...
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She's a lady and as such in not interested in politics... as for actual conservatives who might want to do unto me, I'll take immense pleasure in taking preemptive action upon their sorry arses before consoling their widows and daughters.klr wrote:The only dealings Conservatives have with red-blooded Frenchmen are when they shoot or bayonet them ...Svartalf wrote: she's a brit, she probably does not even know what cumming feels like, which is why she needs a red blooded Frenchman to teach her
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Whatchyu talkin bout Svartalf?!Svartalf wrote: b) she's a brit, she probably does not even know what cumming feels like, which is why she needs a red blooded Frenchman to teach her
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now all I can think of is being invited back to her place for some fun 
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She's o.k. Hotter than Michelle Obama, that's for sure.
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