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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tigger » Mon May 10, 2010 7:50 am

Tails Turrosaki wrote:I wasn't applying that it was disturbing that I'm gay.
I just find it surprising that just because I'm willing and able to talk about sexual topics is considered disturbing and awkward. I know we've had this talk before, but what idiotic policeman or woman would take the talk of sex as pedophilia? If it's on the topic of educational purposes then every health teacher should be arrested. I have learned to tone down the sex jokes (which I guess can be considered pedophilia if you get involved in it), but on topics such as the discussion of sex for educational and non-satirical purposes is what I don't understand in the least.
I don't understand that either, so feel free to talk away, but with the caveats mentioned.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by JimC » Mon May 10, 2010 9:30 am

Tails Turrosaki wrote:I wasn't applying that it was disturbing that I'm gay.
I just find it surprising that just because I'm willing and able to talk about sexual topics is considered disturbing and awkward. I know we've had this talk before, but what idiotic policeman or woman would take the talk of sex as pedophilia? If it's on the topic of educational purposes then every health teacher should be arrested. I have learned to tone down the sex jokes (which I guess can be considered pedophilia if you get involved in it), but on topics such as the discussion of sex for educational and non-satirical purposes is what I don't understand in the least.
I appreciate that you have made an effort in general, Tails, and that you do understand our position, but some parts of your posts in this thread were slightly over the line. Just giving you feedback...
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by mandy » Mon May 10, 2010 1:02 pm

MrFungus420:
Muslim men can't handle a real women

send em by way and i will show ya mate. theyd be screaming for more.

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women are so happy with they are in with muslim men. thats coz Allah gave muslims power of manhood and thats why he allows them to take on 4 at a time.
how many can you take on at one time? 0.25? still better than nothin.


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Charlou:

Foreskin is lovely ... the natural gliding ease of it is superior to the taut friction of the cut penis thrust. Circumcision affects the mechanics and pleasure of sex for men and women.
well thats your own personal preferences charlou. you might like uncut willy. but lots of women say they get more pleasure with a cleaner nice lollipop.
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There is no medical reason for circumcision, only religious reasons.
thats is just bollocks. did you know that WHO says cutting your willy cuts HIV?

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Tails Turrosaki mate, its good to hear your willy has been shortened. a cut dick is good news. charlou is giving you some free advice. i bet she would charge you for this. i dont know her rate, if its more than mine. dont rush the ladies. go slow and get off auto pilot. do manual, just like Allah recommended it for men in the divine pleasure instructions.

anyways, you was going on about hoax gods. i dont know what you were chatting about all these false names you think are gods. they are not. i dont believe in no false gods made up by people. i reject all these odin, zeus, and other gods. i dont believe they are true. only Allah is true. others dont exist mate. you got any proof for em like i got proof for Allah?
ONE god of all of them that we disagree with, and you choose to pay attention to him. We could be debating about Poseidon and Zeus, but no. You chose Allah. Why do you choose Allah?
coz i just told you. duh.
You chose to debate about him because you were taught to do so. Never have you heard of other deities being the correct ones.
nobody believes in fake gods like poseidon. if you do you will be locked in the mental ward.
but if you say poseidon is just as good, then you tell me mate, how many poseidon believers have you seen?

Allah is converting thousands of people coz he is the real God. this poseidon fella is not doing nothing is he.
never have I seen in all my days a theist prove their god to exist. Ever. There have been many who have tried ever so hard to convert others.
mate, i aint doing no converting to no one. so im not trying to convert you. its Allah that does the converting, not me. its not in my power to change you heart and mind. nobody can ever ever believe in Allah, no matter how hard they try, till he himself gives the green light and allows them know he exists.
i cant make you believe in Allah. im just here giving you evidence which shows that Allah is real God, he is true and he does exist. its just an evidence mate. i got 5, but so far i have given 2 evidences. nobody refuted them coz they cant.
Allah has not given you the "power" to convert us. Allah has not "sent" you as the Earth's savior from other religions. Allah has not personally "told" you to convert us.
aint that what i just told you. duh.
Allah is you. Allah is every Muslim. Yahweh is every Christian and Jew. Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Ares, Hades, etc. is every Greek. We are all our own deity in a way.
thats just bollocks. we aint no gods. we cant even lift a truck. Allah can lift a mountain.
mate, Allah can lift the whole solar system mate.

i cant even lift two women together. but i can easily one woman for example lift Bella on her own no matter how heavy she might be.
You are just as stubborn, idiotic, smart, beautiful, ugly, etc. as everybody else.
We are all equal, and that means... None of us are anything special.
im not saying im better than you mate. we are all creation of Allah. he made all things. but you cant say everyone is equally smart. some people are more smarter than others. for example einstein got more IQ than you.
dawkins is thicker than hawkins. so its justy bollocks to say we all got same brain. no we aint.
some of us are clever than others. ask the women. they are watching. women know who the idiots are. Allah built women that way so they can easily tell who is thick and who is quick.

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 10, 2010 1:06 pm

I think the repetition quota has been exceeded.

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by mandy » Mon May 10, 2010 1:10 pm

i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 10, 2010 1:11 pm

mandelson wrote:i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.
No, Mandelson. I think you should talk about something else. I think we've all had it up to here with Allah, and I have my suspicions the next "evidence" will be very similar to the last. Talk about something else, eh? If you like.

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Pappa » Mon May 10, 2010 1:12 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
mandelson wrote:i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.
No, Mandelson. I think you should talk about something else. I think we've all had it up to here with Allah, and I have my suspicions the next "evidence" will be very similar to the last. Talk about something else, eh?
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Feck » Mon May 10, 2010 1:13 pm

mandelson wrote:i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.

Well you can't possibly fail more with number three can you ?
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by charlou » Mon May 10, 2010 1:13 pm

mandelson wrote:i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.
What evidence was that, again? List all your evidence in a single post please, mandy.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Trolldor » Mon May 10, 2010 1:14 pm

Third time will be a real charmer I'm sure.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Pappa » Mon May 10, 2010 1:15 pm

Charlou wrote:
mandelson wrote:i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.
What evidence was that, again? List all your evidence in a single post please, mandy.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by colubridae » Mon May 10, 2010 1:16 pm

mandelson wrote:i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Pappa » Mon May 10, 2010 1:19 pm

colubridae wrote:
mandelson wrote:i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.

Arse.
What's up with everyone today?

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 10, 2010 1:20 pm

Pappa wrote:
colubridae wrote:
mandelson wrote:i think you might be are right Thinking Aloud. do you reckon i should give the next evidence for Allah coz these chaps have read the first two.

Arse.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by charlou » Mon May 10, 2010 1:21 pm

colubridae wrote:Arse.
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