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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tigger » Sat May 08, 2010 3:13 pm

FFS, will you use the quote facility properly. I just typed a really long post, but I can't be arsed to quote your stuff. :roll: Here's a bit of it:


mandelson wrote:
Tigger wrote: So the guy who made the friggin' universe is concerned about a fold of skin - and there is no correct scientific evidence justifying its removal unless there is a medical reason.
you just have went and read it have ya. there is evidence found which says willy cutting is good for ya. ill give you some evidence, so check it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/physical_he ... ion1.shtml


WHERE IT SAYS WHAT I DID! HAHAHAHAHA! READ IT:
“In the UK, routine circumcision isn't thought to be medically necessary”
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by traditionaldrummer » Sat May 08, 2010 8:00 pm

mandelson wrote:Tigger:
if you ask your doctor, he wold advice you have your willy cut just a bit. it will make you more healthy.
Healthy as in not having to wash off some shmeg every now and then?

As an American I unfortunately had my beef-leaf chopped off at birth and had no say in the matter.

You have to ask yourself why God's-perfect-creation wasn't made without the old pecker turtleneck to begin with.

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tigger » Sat May 08, 2010 8:13 pm

traditionaldrummer wrote:
mandelson wrote:Tigger:
if you ask your doctor, he wold advice you have your willy cut just a bit. it will make you more healthy.
Healthy as in not having to wash off some shmeg every now and then?

As an American I unfortunately had my beef-leaf chopped off at birth and had no say in the matter.

You have to ask yourself why God's-perfect-creation wasn't made without the old pecker turtleneck to begin with.
Beef leaf! Never heard that one. Religion is weird isn't it? I assume that's how it started in the US, and now it's just become embedded in the culture with people looking for scientific validation.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by charlou » Sun May 09, 2010 12:45 am

Foreskin is lovely ... the natural gliding ease of it is superior to the taut friction of the cut penis thrust. Circumcision affects the mechanics and pleasure of sex for men and women.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by traditionaldrummer » Sun May 09, 2010 12:51 am

Tigger wrote:
traditionaldrummer wrote:
mandelson wrote:Tigger:
I assume that's how it started in the US, and now it's just become embedded in the culture with people looking for scientific validation.
Precisely correct. There is no medical reason for circumcision, only religious reasons. It's amazing that our culture recoils over the mere thought of female circumcision while systematically mutilating every pecker that is immediately jettisoned out of momma's vagina. And now the females in our society shudder at the sight of an uncircumcised penis and any uncircumcised high school male unlucky enough to have himself witnessed in a school locker room is subject to merciless ridicule. Amazing that 21st century advanced western civilization still practices genital mutilation.

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 09, 2010 1:03 am

Listen, girl/guy who's Muslim.

You're an atheist as well... Sort of. You believe in one more deity than all of us. Frankly, you only claim he exists because:

• Humans are naturally stubborn like this
• Individuals will always think that what they think are correct (for example, you believe a girl/guy is cute, and you think you are correct, but other people say that he/she is not cute, and you begin to argue because you believe you're right and they're wrong)
• You were most likely indoctrinated into believing that Allah exists and every other deity is false (Muslims are raise incredibly religious from what I've heard... Harsh)

Along with you and every other theist out there (regardless of their religion), you can't prove that your deity is correct, nor incorrect. Neither can we. Why? We can't see him, hear him, taste him, smell him, or feel him. Nobody can. None of that, "I feel him in my heart," shit is true because you cannot prove that is even Allah. We believe Allah (and every other deity) does NOT exist. You believe that he does, and every other deity is incorrect. We have a lot more in common than you think.

Do you believe in Zeus? No.
Do you believe in Odin? No.
Do you believe in Yahweh? No.
Do you believe in Poseidon? No.
Etc.
Etc.
Etc.
Etc.
...
...

Then we get to Allah.

Do you believe in Allah? Yes.

ONE god of all of them that we disagree with, and you choose to pay attention to him. We could be debating about Poseidon and Zeus, but no. You chose Allah. Why do you choose Allah? You chose to debate about him because you were taught to do so. Never have you heard of other deities being the correct ones. If you were, you would've believed in multiple deities, or left the Islam faith. And never have I seen in all my days a theist prove their god to exist. Ever. There have been many who have tried ever so hard to convert others. And you're not the only one. So I'm going to break the cold, hard truth to you.

You're not special.

Allah has not given you the "power" to convert us. Allah has not "sent" you as the Earth's savior from other religions. Allah has not personally "told" you to convert us. You only feel as if he has. This is your stubborn side speaking, the side that says you are right and everyone else is wrong, not Allah. In this case, Allah IS your stubborn side. And your stubborn side is yourself. Allah is you.
Allah is every Muslim.
Yahweh is every Christian and Jew.
Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Ares, Hades, etc. is every Greek.
We are all our own deity in a way.

But that does not make you special.
That makes you equal to everybody else.

You are just as stubborn, idiotic, smart, beautiful, ugly, etc. as everybody else.
We are all equal, and that means...

None of us are anything special.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 09, 2010 1:08 am

Charlou wrote:Foreskin is lovely ... the natural gliding ease of it is superior to the taut friction of the cut penis thrust. Circumcision affects the mechanics and pleasure of sex for men and women.
Oh, god, don't get this circumcision shit started and make me feel bad about my cut penis. :nono: Besides, if you don't cut your foreskin, it's easier to ejaculate. Women take FOREVER to cum... So it's 5-10 minutes, and then it's over. That builds up stress onto the woman if she doesn't cum. And having sex 3 or 4 times just to make you do so will probably increase pregnancy chances (condoms break, y'know).
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Geoff » Sun May 09, 2010 1:22 am

Charlou wrote:Foreskin is lovely ... the natural gliding ease of it is superior to the taut friction of the cut penis thrust. Circumcision affects the mechanics and pleasure of sex for men and women.
:tup:

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 09, 2010 1:24 am

NOT IN FRONT OF THE AMERICUT. :I-love-pork:
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by charlou » Sun May 09, 2010 1:30 am

Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Charlou wrote:Foreskin is lovely ... the natural gliding ease of it is superior to the taut friction of the cut penis thrust. Circumcision affects the mechanics and pleasure of sex for men and women.
Oh, god, don't get this circumcision shit started and make me feel bad about my cut penis. :nono: Besides, if you don't cut your foreskin, it's easier to ejaculate. Women take FOREVER to cum... So it's 5-10 minutes, and then it's over. That builds up stress onto the woman if she doesn't cum. And having sex 3 or 4 times just to make you do so will probably increase pregnancy chances (condoms break, y'know).
I didn't start the circumcision 'shit'. This circumcision 'shit' started thousands of years ago, probably for pragmatic hygienic health reasons that became tied up in religious woo as so many things did.

If you're satisfied with your penis and your sex life why feel bad? :tup: Though if your experience is that women take FOREVER to cum you might consider increasing the 'foreplay' and/or the lubricant use.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 09, 2010 1:32 am

Charlou wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Charlou wrote:Foreskin is lovely ... the natural gliding ease of it is superior to the taut friction of the cut penis thrust. Circumcision affects the mechanics and pleasure of sex for men and women.
Oh, god, don't get this circumcision shit started and make me feel bad about my cut penis. :nono: Besides, if you don't cut your foreskin, it's easier to ejaculate. Women take FOREVER to cum... So it's 5-10 minutes, and then it's over. That builds up stress onto the woman if she doesn't cum. And having sex 3 or 4 times just to make you do so will probably increase pregnancy chances (condoms break, y'know).
I didn't start the circumcision 'shit'. This circumcision 'shit' started thousands of years ago, probably for pragmatic hygienic health reasons that became tied up in religious woo as so many things did.

If you're satisfied with your penis and your sex life why feel bad? :tup: Though if your experience is that women take FOREVER to cum you might consider increasing the 'foreplay' and/or the lubricant use.
BECAUSE I'M GAY AND I'M NOT SURE IF GAY MEN LIKE CUT OR UNCUT. ;-; However, considering my laziness, I would've never probably cleaned under there, so I guess it's a good thing I was cut...
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Geoff » Sun May 09, 2010 1:35 am

Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Charlou wrote:Foreskin is lovely ... the natural gliding ease of it is superior to the taut friction of the cut penis thrust. Circumcision affects the mechanics and pleasure of sex for men and women.
Oh, god, don't get this circumcision shit started and make me feel bad about my cut penis. :nono: Besides, if you don't cut your foreskin, it's easier to ejaculate. Women take FOREVER to cum... So it's 5-10 minutes, and then it's over. That builds up stress onto the woman if she doesn't cum. And having sex 3 or 4 times just to make you do so will probably increase pregnancy chances (condoms break, y'know).
I didn't start the circumcision 'shit'. This circumcision 'shit' started thousands of years ago, probably for pragmatic hygienic health reasons that became tied up in religious woo as so many things did.

If you're satisfied with your penis and your sex life why feel bad? :tup: Though if your experience is that women take FOREVER to cum you might consider increasing the 'foreplay' and/or the lubricant use.
BECAUSE I'M GAY AND I'M NOT SURE IF GAY MEN LIKE CUT OR UNCUT. ;-; However, considering my laziness, I would've never probably cleaned under there, so I guess it's a good thing I was cut...
I'm not sure about the "giving" aspect, but my wife assures me that anal sex (as well as vaginal) feels better for the recipient if uncut, for much the same "gliding" reasons that Charlou so delightfully :oops: outlined...
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 09, 2010 1:37 am

Oh well that's greeeat.

... Then again, I really can't worry about this... I forgot that I'd prefer to receive. I'll never be sticking it up the pooper, I guess... FINE WITH ME.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Geoff » Sun May 09, 2010 1:39 am

Tails Turrosaki wrote:Oh well that's greeeat.

... Then again, I really can't worry about this... I forgot that I'd prefer to receive. I'll never be sticking it up the pooper, I guess... FINE WITH ME.
Easy, then - try both and see which you prefer! (preferably with a large sample size...) :naughty:
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 09, 2010 1:42 am

Geoff wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:Oh well that's greeeat.

... Then again, I really can't worry about this... I forgot that I'd prefer to receive. I'll never be sticking it up the pooper, I guess... FINE WITH ME.
Easy, then - try both and see which you prefer! (preferably with a large sample size...) :naughty:
I'm too girly and baby faced to be giving. e_e My dream relationship is being with a strong, manly gay man while I'm a feminine, skinny, adr0able gay man where it's the ol' seme giving to the uke action.
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