Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

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Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by cowiz » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:10 pm

Surely this disproves evil-loo-shun
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by Beelzebub2 » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:15 pm

Because pawiz hunted them all to extinction??? :o
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by tattuchu » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:17 pm

pawiz wrote:Surely this disproves evil-loo-shun
Nuh-uh. The fact that you've thought of them proves they exist, much like atheists saying God doesn't exist. Simply by uttering His name they prove Him to be real, prove themselves to be closet believers. Same principle here; if you didn't know deep down that there were vermilion mammals with orange spots, you never would have mentioned them in the first place :coffee:
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by virphen » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:23 pm

Why are there no white mammals with black stripes?
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by Berthold » Sat May 08, 2010 2:16 pm

virphen wrote:Why are there no white mammals with black stripes?
You mean to say, a zebra has no teats?
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by CJ » Sat May 08, 2010 2:25 pm

pawiz wrote:Surely this disproves evil-loo-shun
Only two pigment genes to work with, so only a limited pallet to work from.
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 09, 2010 1:52 am

pawiz wrote:Surely this disproves evil-loo-shun
HOLY FUCK SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT.
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by drl2 » Sun May 09, 2010 3:28 am

Berthold wrote:
virphen wrote:Why are there no white mammals with black stripes?
You mean to say, a zebra has no teats?
Irrelevant question. Clearly Zebras are black animals with white stripes.
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by JimC » Sun May 09, 2010 5:43 am

In this limited little universe, sure...

Search enough parallel universes, and they will be there...
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by virphen » Sun May 09, 2010 7:16 am

drl2 wrote:
Berthold wrote:
virphen wrote:Why are there no white mammals with black stripes?
You mean to say, a zebra has no teats?
Irrelevant question. Clearly Zebras are black animals with white stripes.
I set them up, you knock them down.
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by Link » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:00 am

virphen wrote:
drl2 wrote:
Berthold wrote:
virphen wrote:Why are there no white mammals with black stripes?
You mean to say, a zebra has no teats?
Irrelevant question. Clearly Zebras are black animals with white stripes.
I set them up, you knock them down.
White Tigers are white with black stripes :Erasb:
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by Trolldor » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:55 pm

JimC wrote:In this limited little universe, sure...

Search enough parallel universes, and they will be there...
Or gradually paint a forest vermillion with orange spots...
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by virphen » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:52 pm

Link wrote: White Tigers are white with black stripes :Erasb:
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Re: Why are there no vermilion mammals with orange spots?

Post by Link » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:57 pm

virphen wrote:
Link wrote: White Tigers are white with black stripes :Erasb:
Racist!
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