Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

[Tigger]

Tigger:
Mandy, I'm married to a woman, not a man, and my daughter is a member of Rationalia.
I just like cock as well. Maybe I'd not like yours as much as I imagine

that was so rude of you. how could you say such a thing tigger. your daughter might be watching.

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Silly boy, Mandy. Quote mining and misquoting isn't becoming of you. I said: Mandy, I'm married to a woman, not a man, and my daughter is a member of Rationalia. I just like cock as well.
Maybe I'd not like yours as much as I imagine, like your understanding of life, it's not all there, but you get the picture.


What I meant was you should be circumcised if you're a proper Muslime. Have you still got it all, Mandy, or did someone decide it was better to take a shortcut with you? Like, for example making the name Mandelson into Mandy or even "Raymond" into "Ray".

[mandy]

oh i get you now Tigger. sorry mate. its my mistake, a bit of a misunderstanding.
yes i did have to go through circumcision after i became a muslim. all convert got to that mate.
i went to hospital it was cut off 15 mm at the end. i was very embarrassed that day.
but it had to be done coz Allah wanted my dick cut. you cant say no to Allah. circumcision is an order.

[Tigger]

oh i get you now Tigger. sorry mate. its my mistake, a bit of a misunderstanding.
yes i did have to go through circumcision after i became a muslim. all convert got to that mate.
i went to hospital it was cut off 15 mm at the end. i was very embarrassed that day.
but it had to be done coz Allah wanted my dick cut. you cant say no to Allah. circumcision is an order.

Seriously Mandy, that is sad. Do you not think Allah's a fucker for wanting that to happen? He made the universe, and he's bovvered about a bit of your skin?

[MrFungus420]

oh i get you now Tigger. sorry mate. its my mistake, a bit of a misunderstanding.
yes i did have to go through circumcision after i became a muslim. all convert got to that mate.
i went to hospital it was cut off 15 mm at the end. i was very embarrassed that day.
but it had to be done coz Allah wanted my dick cut. you cant say no to Allah. circumcision is an order.

Seriously Mandy, that is sad. Do you not think Allah's a fucker for wanting that to happen? He made the universe, and he's bovvered about a bit of your skin?

Allah is worried that his followers might have a bigger willy than he does.

I guess that's why Muslims like little girls, it makes their equipment look less tiny by comparison.

[mandy]

MrFungus420
excuse me mate, have you not seen how good muslims are with their equipment. why else do you think women are so satisfied with Allah's men.
you see, the muslim men have power of Allah in them. they can keep it up for longer and harder. why else do you think arabs when they come to top london hotels they got loads of wifes. the thing is muslim men satisfy lots of women. its coz they aint impotent. they are healthy.
if you listen to what Allah tells ya, you are gonna have good manhood down there, and then the ladies are gonna be very happy with ya.

[mandy]

He made the universe, and he's bovvered about a bit of your skin?

Tigger, look mate, when Allah says have your willy cut, that means there is some good behind that. some scientists now found out getting circumcised is very healthy. Allah knew that before the scientist started even looking at the thing.

ok, ill give you an example. its like when mum and dad take their children to dentists. i know it hurts a lot, but its good for them. mum dont care if the poor sod is scared and crying i dont wanna go i dont wanna go. hes got to go with his mum and sit in that chair. if mum knows whats best for her son, then dont you think Allah who made this big wide universe knows whats best for our willy. its only a dick. Allah knows lot better than mum and dad and all the doctors.

my teeth are shinning and strong coz i look after them. like my teeth, i keep my dick in shape. just like i listen to the doc, i got to listen to Allah and follow his instructions. he wants it chopped off. i know its painful but its good in the long run. no need to be scared. its only a bit of loose skin at the end.

[Feck]

MrFungus420
excuse me mate, have you not seen how good muslims are with their equipment. why else do you think women are so satisfied with Allah's men.
you see, the muslim men have power of Allah in them. they can keep it up for longer and harder. why else do you think arabs when they come to top london hotels they got loads of wifes. the thing is muslim men satisfy lots of women. its coz they aint impotent. they are healthy.
if you listen to what Allah tells ya, you are gonna have good manhood down their, and then the ladies are gonna be very happy with ya.

[Ian]

MrFungus420
excuse me mate, have you not seen how good muslims are with their equipment. why else do you think women are so satisfied with Allah's men.
you see, the muslim men have power of Allah in them. they can keep it up for longer and harder. why else do you think arabs when they come to top london hotels they got loads of wifes. the thing is muslim men satisfy lots of women. its coz they aint impotent. they are healthy.
if you listen to what Allah tells ya, you are gonna have good manhood down their, and then the ladies are gonna be very happy with ya.

You're just making up your own version of Islam as you go along, aren't ya?

[Thinking Aloud]

One trick pony.

[Tigger]

MrFungus420
excuse me mate, have you not seen how good muslims are with their equipment. why else do you think women are so satisfied with Allah's men.
you see, the muslim men have power of Allah in them. they can keep it up for longer and harder. why else do you think arabs when they come to top london hotels they got loads of wifes. the thing is muslim men satisfy lots of women. its coz they aint impotent. they are healthy.
if you listen to what Allah tells ya, you are gonna have good manhood down their, and then the ladies are gonna be very happy with ya.

I thought Muslim men come to London to pay for the sex that their women won't give them because they don't wash. I could be wrong, though.

He made the universe, and he's bovvered about a bit of your skin?

Tigger, look mate, when Allah says have your willy cut, that means there is some good behind that. some scientists now found out getting circumcised is very healthy. Allah knew that before the scientist started even looking at the thing.

ok, ill give you an example. its like when mum and dad take their children to dentists. i know it hurts a lot, but its good for them. mum dont care if the poor sod is scared and crying i dont wanna go i dont wanna go. hes got to go with his mum and sit in that chair. if mum knows whats best for her son, then dont you think Allah who made this big wide universe knows whats best for our willy. its only a dick. Allah knows lot better than mum and dad and all the doctors.

my teeth are shinning and strong coz i look after them. like my teeth, i keep my dick in shape. just like i listen to the doc, i got to listen to Allah and follow his instructions. he wants it chopped off. i know its painful but its good in the long run. no need to be scared. its only a bit of loose skin at the end.

So the guy who made the friggin' universe is concerned about a fold of skin - and there is no correct scientific evidence justifying its removal unless there is a medical reason. What you are saying is that Allah made a cock up in the design in the first place. How odd that he wants men to finish off his bad design job.

Dentistry is different as there are sound reasons for dental checkups. You don't usually need to have a foreskin checkup as it's not prone to trauma and decay unless you're a bit cack-handed with those stones you should be washing with. Your analogy is therefore flawed. I like having a foreskin checkup periodically. Cue...

Er I don't really want to know what shape your dick is, though. I imagine it looks like a penis, only smaller.

[mandy]

Tigger:
So the guy who made the friggin' universe is concerned about a fold of skin - and there is no correct scientific evidence justifying its removal unless there is a medical reason.

you just have went and read it have ya. there is evidence found which says willy cutting is good for ya. ill give you some evidence, so check it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/physical_he ... ion1.shtml

What you are saying is that Allah made a cock up in the design in the first place. How odd that he wants men to finish off his bad design job.

:I-love-pork:

its not bad, circumcision is good for men. its a test from Allah. he deliberately put people in a test just like parents test their children to imrove them.

Dentistry is different as there are sound reasons for dental checkups. You don't usually need to have a foreskin checkup as it's not prone to trauma and decay unless you're a bit cack-handed with those stones you should be washing with. Your analogy is therefore flawed. I like having a foreskin checkup periodically. Cue...

if you ask your doctor, he wold advice you have your willy cut just a bit. it will make you more healthy.

Er I don't really want to know what shape your dick is, though. I imagine it looks like a penis, only smaller.

ha ha. very funny. mine is big and in good condition. i listen to Allah mate. i can keep 6 women bent for hours. can you?

[Bella Fortuna]

MrFungus420
excuse me mate, have you not seen how good muslims are with their equipment. why else do you think women are so satisfied with Allah's men.
you see, the muslim men have power of Allah in them. they can keep it up for longer and harder. why else do you think arabs when they come to top london hotels they got loads of wifes. the thing is muslim men satisfy lots of women. its coz they aint impotent. they are healthy.
if you listen to what Allah tells ya, you are gonna have good manhood down their, and then the ladies are gonna be very happy with ya.

You're just making up your own version of Islam as you go along, aren't ya?

It's mandelslam (TM).

[Thinking Aloud]

Look what I made.

http://thinking-aloud.co.uk/temp/mad.gif[/imgc]

[Trolldor]

MrFungus420
excuse me mate, have you not seen how good muslims are with their equipment. why else do you think women are so satisfied with Allah's men.
you see, the muslim men have power of Allah in them. they can keep it up for longer and harder. why else do you think arabs when they come to top london hotels they got loads of wifes. the thing is muslim men satisfy lots of women. its coz they aint impotent. they are healthy.
if you listen to what Allah tells ya, you are gonna have good manhood down their, and then the ladies are gonna be very happy with ya.

You're just making up your own version of Islam as you go along, aren't ya?

It's mandelslam (TM).

Mandelslammage!

[Bella Fortuna]

MrFungus420
excuse me mate, have you not seen how good muslims are with their equipment. why else do you think women are so satisfied with Allah's men.
you see, the muslim men have power of Allah in them. they can keep it up for longer and harder. why else do you think arabs when they come to top london hotels they got loads of wifes. the thing is muslim men satisfy lots of women. its coz they aint impotent. they are healthy.
if you listen to what Allah tells ya, you are gonna have good manhood down their, and then the ladies are gonna be very happy with ya.

You're just making up your own version of Islam as you go along, aren't ya?

It's mandelslam (TM).

Mandelslammage!

Take that, infidel!