Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by CJ » Thu May 06, 2010 1:18 pm

mandelson wrote:Thinking Aloud, please dont do it here mate. women are watching. bare them in mind. they are not dumb at all. they are pretty and lethal. you almost gave it away. its worth a lot of money. around 25 quid. i know what ya saying but you dont wanna make a loss, do you? so dont unpack it mate.

Pappa, please dont be hard on CJ. dont punish CJ at all. he is a nice chap coz he once corrected by spelling mistakes. i learnt some stuff from him too. so let him off. i like CJ. he is a fair fella. if he stood for elections, id vote for him. i dont mind anything CJ said about me. i aint complaining about him at all. so please Pappa, let it be.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by owtth » Thu May 06, 2010 1:22 pm

mandelson wrote: women are watching. bare them in mind.
:funny: Get out of my head
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by charlou » Thu May 06, 2010 1:26 pm

owtth wrote:
mandelson wrote: women are watching. bare them in mind.
:funny: Get out of my head
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Post by owtth » Thu May 06, 2010 1:27 pm

:naughty:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 06, 2010 1:29 pm

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tigger » Thu May 06, 2010 2:41 pm

Mandy, I'm married to a woman, not a man, and my daughter is a member of Rationalia. I just like cock as well. :naughty:
Maybe I'd not like yours as much as I imagine, like your understanding of life, it's not all there, but you get the picture.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by FBM » Thu May 06, 2010 2:46 pm

Tigger wrote:Mandy, I'm married to a woman, not a man, and my daughter is a member of Rationalia. I just like cock as well. :naughty:
Maybe I'd not like yours as much as I imagine, like your understanding of life, it's not all there, but you get the picture.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tigger » Thu May 06, 2010 2:53 pm

FBM wrote:
Tigger wrote:Mandy, I'm married to a woman, not a man, and my daughter is a member of Rationalia. I just like cock as well. :naughty:
Maybe I'd not like yours as much as I imagine, like your understanding of life, it's not all there, but you get the picture.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Feck » Thu May 06, 2010 2:56 pm

I think we should be more forgiving of Mandy for not being more humorous.


I mean This seems to the oh so clever nature of Muslim humour

"Those creatures are deep.
When will you boys ever realise that
XX marks the spot, not XY."


Maybe that stupid sexist moron Ray on Ratskep should have been reading the funny pages not the bloody Qu'ran ?
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 06, 2010 3:08 pm

Feck wrote:I think we should be more forgiving of Mandy for not being more humorous.


I mean This seems to the oh so clever nature of Muslim humour

"Those creatures are deep.
When will you boys ever realise that
XX marks the spot, not XY."


Maybe that stupid sexist moron Ray on Ratskep should have been reading the funny pages not the bloody Qu'ran ?
From the looks of it Mandy Ray never read that, either.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu May 06, 2010 3:17 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:I didn't attack you, mandelson, I merely commented on your ability to uphold your online persona very well indeed. It was a compliment.

<...>

I love the way you take words and entirely shift their emphasis. For instance "bored" to "boring"! And I don't need to explain parodying, since you're not as ignorant as your character pretends to be.

Initially your character annoyed the heck out of me, but you've put together a very good, near-consistent performance, so kudos to you! :clap:
mandelson wrote:Thinking Aloud, please dont do it here mate. women are watching. bare them in mind. they are not dumb at all. they are pretty and lethal. you almost gave it away. its worth a lot of money. around 25 quid. i know what ya saying but you dont wanna make a loss, do you? so dont unpack it mate.
Interesting! Who did you make the bet with?

This is absolutely fascinating - please explain more!

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by FBM » Thu May 06, 2010 3:34 pm

Tigger wrote:
FBM wrote:
Tigger wrote:Mandy, I'm married to a woman, not a man, and my daughter is a member of Rationalia. I just like cock as well. :naughty:
Maybe I'd not like yours as much as I imagine, like your understanding of life, it's not all there, but you get the picture.
:toetap: 6 hours?
:pawiz: The last time you banned me I lost the email notifications. :hehe:
They're still gone, FFS. Grrr, again. :mrgreen:
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You did request it, tho. :hehe:
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by FBM » Thu May 06, 2010 3:41 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Feck wrote:I think we should be more forgiving of Mandy for not being more humorous.


I mean This seems to the oh so clever nature of Muslim humour

"Those creatures are deep.
When will you boys ever realise that
XX marks the spot, not XY."


Maybe that stupid sexist moron Ray on Ratskep should have been reading the funny pages not the bloody Qu'ran ?
From the looks of it Mandy Ray never read that, either.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc&NR=1[/youtube]
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Faithfree » Thu May 06, 2010 4:00 pm

Looks like there is evidence for Allah after all. We must all stand corrected. It's on the internet, so it must be true.
'I found Allah in my mango'

Muslim woman in Sweden stunned to find words 'Allah,' 'Muhammad' in her mango

Roee Nahmias
Published: 10.04.08, 17:35 / Israel News

Rubina Sheikh, a Muslim woman residing in Sweden, sliced open a mango and noticed black lines in it that formed the Arabic words "Allah" and "Muhammad," which are holy to Muslims, a local newspaper reported.

"I sliced the fruit into two and noticed that the word 'Allah' was on one half while the word 'Muhammad' was on the other half," Sheikh told the newspaper. "It's a miracle, a sign from Allah."

Ever since word of this wonder got out, Muslims have been flocking to the woman's home in order to see .......... [snip]
http://www.ynet.co.il/english/articles/ ... 06,00.html

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 06, 2010 4:09 pm

I have a mango at home I'll be ripping into soon. Maybe I'll just give it this treatment instead: :allah:
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