Well, Mr Mandelson, I was not going to come here tonight, but as I was passing I thought I would call in and say a little something. As you are one of my (dis)loyal subjects, I feel it only proper to remind you that this nation is, religiously speaking, based on Christianity. While that in itself is a point of contention to some of the people who reside in this squalid forum, I am sure that even they would agree that the minority Islam has no place in my civilised society. So, if Islam is your bag, as it were, then may I respectfully suggest that you fuck off* to a country where it is practised and stop reaping the benefits of the West.
Tata.
(PS, anyone want to buy a swan?)
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One is naughty today. Philiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!
