Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 05, 2010 4:22 pm

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Feck » Wed May 05, 2010 7:22 pm

mandelson wrote:God is Absolute. He is Supreme Engery that has always existed.
No beginning. No End. Eternal. Independent of everything. Absolute. Incomprable.

If you accept first law of Thermodynamics, then you ought to have no problem that God is forever too.

First Law states " The increase in the internal energy of a system is equal to the amount of energy added by heating the system minus the amount lost as a result of the work done by the system on its surroundings."

I think you mean the second law Mandy ?
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 05, 2010 7:36 pm

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all under control, mate. dont worry about bella.
i aint worried about bella. she is alright you know. i was just answering to her proporsal to marry her. i wasnt having a go at her.
She wasn't talking to you. :roll:
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by normal » Wed May 05, 2010 7:45 pm

I sure hope the Queen doesn't show up!
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Chúck Jones » Wed May 05, 2010 7:46 pm

Well, Mr Mandelson, I was not going to come here tonight, but as I was passing I thought I would call in and say a little something. As you are one of my (dis)loyal subjects, I feel it only proper to remind you that this nation is, religiously speaking, based on Christianity. While that in itself is a point of contention to some of the people who reside in this squalid forum, I am sure that even they would agree that the minority Islam has no place in my civilised society. So, if Islam is your bag, as it were, then may I respectfully suggest that you fuck off* to a country where it is practised and stop reaping the benefits of the West.

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by normal » Wed May 05, 2010 7:48 pm

Oh, fuck, she DID show up
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Tigger » Wed May 05, 2010 7:49 pm

Normal wrote:Oh, fuck, she DID show up
She does that. Periodically.
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by colubridae » Wed May 05, 2010 8:12 pm

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Svartalf » Wed May 05, 2010 10:07 pm

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Svartalf » Wed May 05, 2010 10:17 pm

Her Majesty The Queen wrote:Well, Mr Mandelson, I was not going to come here tonight, but as I was passing I thought I would call in and say a little something. As you are one of my (dis)loyal subjects, I feel it only proper to remind you that this nation is, religiously speaking, based on Christianity. While that in itself is a point of contention to some of the people who reside in this squalid forum, I am sure that even they would agree that the minority Islam has no place in my civilised society. So, if Islam is your bag, as it were, then may I respectfully suggest that you fuck off* to a country where it is practised and stop reaping the benefits of the West.

Tata.


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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by mandy » Thu May 06, 2010 11:16 am

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Huh? What's Armoured Dinner Jacket got to do with me?
duh, it was a joke. i threw that one in for you only to request that you give up the gay in you. then i would love you more. dont get me wrong. i still love you, but if you lose the lusts for fellas, then it would a lot better.

the other pics were for bella. i was saying to bella that if she agrees to wear headscarf for me like that lady in the pic, then i might think about her request to wed her. she is good looking chick, but you see, nowadays, thats just not good enough, is it. shes gotta be modest too.
Did I tell you I was married?
i dont wanna know mate. i dont wanna know. yuk. men marrying men. thats not natural. you suppose to love females. Islam is a woman only religion. thats why i liked it. it doesnt allows gayism.
I will have done, but listen you don't :yoda:

i do listen mate, i read every word you write to me. its you who dont understand what i am saying. you are too busy trying to listen to other godless mates of yours.
Anyway, the Qur'an says modest clothes, as you rightly (bizarrely for once too) put it, and mentions not the ubiquitous salt cellar garb much preferred by the Muslim man about town tents.
thats exactly what ive been saying tigger. Allah does not want to strangle women.
He just says hide your flesh when you are in public. pious women dont want men wislin at em, do they?

thats why Allah advises them to cover up and dont tempt the boys out there.

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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Feck » Thu May 06, 2010 11:34 am

You still miss the point Mandy Women should be able to wear revealing clothes if they want to ......Men should know how to behave .
Putting the responsibility of mens horrible behavour on women is hitting them with both ends of the stick (a metaphor I'm sure Muhamed would like)

And You insult me I'm quite capable of looking at a pleasant womans body and not turning into an ravening beast or drooling into my beard (when are you going to grow one and look a proper muslim ?)


Now .......think about it ! Don't tell me what the Qu'ran says or what you have been told . Think for yourself ,and I do want a reply !
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 06, 2010 12:10 pm

There you go assuming he believes what he's saying. :coffee:
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by CJ » Thu May 06, 2010 12:13 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:There you go assuming he believes what he's saying. :coffee:
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Re: Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu May 06, 2010 12:16 pm

CJ wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:There you go assuming he believes what he's saying. :coffee:
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Who are we talking about again? :think:

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