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German man marries his dying cat.

Post by Rum » Mon May 03, 2010 6:18 pm

At: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8658327.stm

German man 'marries' his dying cat

A German man has unofficially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.

It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is illegal in Germany.

Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.

The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," Mr Mitzscherlich, a postman from the eastern town of Possendorf, told Bild.

Actress Christin-Maria Lohri, who officiated the ceremony, was quoted as saying: "At first I thought it was a joke. But for Mr Mitzscherlich it's a dream come true".
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Post by Azathoth » Mon May 03, 2010 6:21 pm

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Post by kiki5711 » Mon May 03, 2010 6:27 pm

Can I marry my staircase? It just luuvs me and I love it back!!!
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Post by Animavore » Mon May 03, 2010 6:28 pm

Probably the only pussy he could get.
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Post by Feck » Mon May 03, 2010 6:30 pm

butWHY?
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Post by kraut » Mon May 03, 2010 8:26 pm

Remember - it is the Bild Zeitung. I wouldn't even use this rag as an arsewipe when still living in Germany.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 03, 2010 8:48 pm

Yes, can this please be made a "WTF" smiley? :lol:
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Re: German man marries his dying cat.

Post by Tigger » Mon May 03, 2010 8:49 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Yes, can this please be made a "WTF" smiley? :lol:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 03, 2010 8:50 pm

Utterly. :hehe:
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Post by Rum » Mon May 03, 2010 8:58 pm

I am so proud! I am a meme maker at last! :shiver:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 03, 2010 8:58 pm

Rum wrote:I am so proud! I am a meme maker at last! :shiver:
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Post by Rum » Mon May 03, 2010 9:00 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Rum wrote:I am so proud! I am a meme maker at last! :shiver:
Your new rank should be "Forum Facepalmer."
Would be quite happy with 'disapprover of everything'!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 03, 2010 9:01 pm

Rum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Rum wrote:I am so proud! I am a meme maker at last! :shiver:
Your new rank should be "Forum Facepalmer."
Would be quite happy with 'disapprover of everything'!
Isn't that sort of oxymoronic? :lol:
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Re: German man marries his dying cat.

Post by charlou » Tue May 04, 2010 1:50 am

kiki5711 wrote:Can I marry my staircase? It just luuvs me and I love it back!!!
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Re: German man marries his dying cat.

Post by charlou » Tue May 04, 2010 1:52 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Yes, can this please be made a "WTF" smiley? :lol:
WHAT THE
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