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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ayaan » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:32 am

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ayaan » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:33 am

CJ wrote:
Ayaan wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooope. :coffee:
Didn't think so.

Did I mention that I like brandy? :drunk:
I think it likes you too. :hehe:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by mandy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:01 am

at first Mr Thinking Aloud said he wanted me to give him Allah. but later he told me he dont really want Allah, he just wants evidence for Allah. i dont know why he wants evidence for Allah but not Allah. but thats his own business. he is a free chap to do whatever he likes. he just wants to see evidence. so thats what ive been doing here, giving him evidences one by one. i gave him the first evidence which is that this big wide universe could never have made itself. only one thing could have made it, and thats Allah.

i have about 5 different evidences which show Allah does exist. now im going to give one more evidence. just give me a sec, let me go get it for him...
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:02 am

mandelson wrote:at first Mr Thinking Aloud said he wanted me to give him Allah. but later he told me he dont really want Allah, he just wants evidence for Allah. i dont know why he wants evidence for Allah but not Allah. but thats his own business. he is a free chap to do whatever he likes. he just wants to see evidence. so thats what ive been doing here, giving him evidences one by one. i gave him the first evidence which is that this big wide universe could never have made itself. only one thing could have made it, and thats Allah.
i have about 5 different evidences which show Allah does exist. now im going to give one more evidence.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by nellikin » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:03 am

:ask: where is it then?
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Tigger » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:10 am

mandelson wrote:at first Mr Thinking Aloud said he wanted me to give him Allah. but later he told me he dont really want Allah, he just wants evidence for Allah. i dont know why he wants evidence for Allah but not Allah. but thats his own business. he is a free chap to do whatever he likes. he just wants to see evidence. so thats what ive been doing here, giving him evidences one by one. i gave him the first evidence which is that this big wide universe could never have made itself. only one thing could have made it, and thats Allah.

i have about 5 different evidences which show Allah does exist. now im going to give one more evidence. just give me a sec, let me go get it for him...
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by mandy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:12 am

ok...

second evidence for Allah:

we all see there are lots of beautiful things right?
no one ever says he does not know any beautiful things.
also, the fact is we all love beauty when we see it.
now you tell me... where does beauty come from? who makes it. who is the best artist.

the answer is ALLAH.

therefore, existence of beauty is a clear cut evidence that true God exists. Allah is the true God.

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Cheryl is the second evidence for Allah.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:15 am

They're only "beautiful" because of our social biases. Not because of anything that can be quantified. So it's just our prejudices, not any Great Sky Fairy.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by nellikin » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:18 am

I think I'm beautiful. Many others don't (and don't have a clue :biggrin: ). Where does this leave Allah?
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:19 am

These "five proofs" will come from a youtube most of us have seen. POE can't be original.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by JimC » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:21 am

nellikin wrote:I think I'm beautiful. Many others don't (and don't have a clue :biggrin: ). Where does this leave Allah?
He is prejudiced against people from NSW... :nono:

(he's almost as bad as Victorians... :biggrin: )
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by nellikin » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:24 am

JimC wrote:
He is prejudiced against people from NSW... :nono:

(he's almost as bad as Victorians... :biggrin: )
I'm prejudiced against
politicians from NSW too
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by tattuchu » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:28 am

mandelson wrote:ok...

second evidence for Allah:

we all see there are lots of beautiful things right?
no one ever says he does not know any beautiful things.
also, the fact is we all love beauty when we see it.
now you tell me... where does beauty come from? who makes it. who is the best artist.

the answer is ALLAH.

therefore, existence of beauty is a clear cut evidence that true God exists. Allah is the true God.

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ace » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:55 am

so thats what ive been doing here,
No you haven't. You have only been giving baseless assertions. Not evidence for them.
giving him evidences one by one.
Baseless assertions does not equals evidence.
i gave him the first evidence which is that this big wide universe could never have made itself.
No, you claimed that the universe cannot form on it's own. You have failed to prove that. How about you provide actual evidence instead of baseless assertions?
only one thing could have made it, and thats Allah.
Yet another baseless assertion. Can you prove that allah was behind it all? You might want to look up the word "evidence" in the dictionary. I don't think you know.

Never incountered someone who used baseless assertions as evidence before. Interesting... :eddy:

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:20 pm

mandelson wrote:at first Mr Thinking Aloud said he wanted me to give him Allah.
Sigh... Actually, I said:
Thinking Aloud wrote:You claim he exists - care to share your evidence?
mandelson wrote:but later he told me he dont really want Allah, he just wants evidence for Allah.
:yawn: Evidence was all I asked for.
mandelson wrote:i dont know why he wants evidence for Allah but not Allah.
Because ... oh my ... so sleepy now ... mmmmmph. :snooze:
mandelson wrote:but thats his own business. he is a free chap to do whatever he likes. he just wants to see evidence.
mmmmmmmmmmph WHa?! Huh? Oh! This thread again. Evidence? Where?
mandelson wrote:so thats what ive been doing here, giving him evidences one by one.
Oh. I must have missed them.

Now ... what was I doing? Oh yes... :whistle: :naughty:

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