LOLCAT Mafia Game Thread

[Redial]

I have dyscalculia, if that's math i have no idea what it means

[Mephistopheles]

I have dyscalculia, if that's math i have no idea what it means

How...convenient.

[Redial]

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN?!? seriously this stinks of a cover up, has someone sent you to EBIL me?

[Mephistopheles]

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN?!? seriously this stinks of a cover up, has someone sent you to EBIL me?

Hey I'm not the one who cheated on the Manifesto...

I trust you even less. You can't have my vote.

[Redial]

you seem insignificant anyway

[virphen]

Edit : I'm always open to discussion as to why this should change. Or more abuse if you want to stay in character Virphen.

Serious Cat explains, and makes no attempts at humour, but he does not abuse.

[Durro]

Confused Cat is still open to rational reasoning.

[Redial]

I am all the rational you'll ever need (I mean that mayorishly, no inyourendo intended)

[Animavore]

Coz Mayors is all rationil innit?

[Redial]

where'd you get that picture of me?

[Azathoth]

You want to boink Boris?

[Redial]

You want to boink Boris?

yes because we are

[Skinny Puppy]

Since we’re not allowed PMs we’re all in a bind. Without feeling each other out (keep it clean people) we only have unfounded hunches to go on at this point. As I see it we only have two bits of evidence we can use right now, evidence in the sense that ‘be it ever so humble…’

1 – If it appears that there’s a voting block taking place.
2 – What each person says on this thread.

Therefore I can only conclude…

1 - My suspicions came to the fore when it *appeared* that Virphen had a following.

2 – He voted for himself, which increases his chances of becoming mayor.

3 – He didn’t really explain anything to us (well in a sense he did), but he then proceeded to insult the lot of us saying we’re "idiotic sheep" and "a few credulous idiots". Not a way to prove your innocence my friend. If you want to win me over and expect me to believe in your innocence, don’t insult me. Insults are the result of a DESPERATE person.

4 – To deflect suspicions away from himself, he names me and Durro as the next lynch victims.

5 – Why me and Durro? Because he’s in desperation mode and wants to deflect the suspicion away from himself.

Now had Virphen not voted for himself and refrained from insulting all of us, I would have waited a wee bit to see how the chips fall, but too many things are adding up here. It’s so easy to ‘block vote’ with your team (in this case Virphen’s team of ebil) and then cry out that logically a guilty team wouldn’t do that. Yeah right! That’s exactly what they’d do because it would make everyone think that they’d have to be crazy to do that and therefore must be innocent. It’ s a good ploy, but I don’t buy into it.

So are Virphen and his team innocent…

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes a voting block really is a voting block.

[Animavore]

I'm more suspicious as to why Durro and SP are eager to convince people there is a voting block at all?

They protest too much me thinks.

[oblivion]

Current vote counts

Mayor
Witticism - 4
Redial - 3
Feck - 1
Virphen - 1

Lynch
Virphen - 5
J.A.Poisson - 2
Ghatanothoa - 1

The game day will end in 16 hours.


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