Promiscuous women cause earthquakes

[Mysturji]

... So in other words, if I lived in a geologically active area, I'd get laid more often...
And the flight ban has just been lifted...

[Pappa]

News just in: Our women should act like earthquake-free Ibizans, says Iranian cleric

[Ayaan]

Must be nice to have such a mindset. You don't have to worry about reality, just open your mouth and spout some variation of "My deity did it" or "It happened because my deity is angry about (fill in activity here)." You don't have to learn anything or even know anything, those two phrases cover most every circumstance, no thinking or logic required.

[Animavore]

I blame these cunts.

[charlou]

I blame these cunts.

Loose cunts, eh ...

[youtubeuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOzBsNcViKM[/youtubeuk]

[Geoff]

News just in: Our women should act like earthquake-free Ibizans, says Iranian cleric

“We only have a finite amount of time before God unleashes his retribution, so the sooner our women start behaving like bikini-clad trollops, the better for all of us.”

[Pappa]

News just in: Our women should act like earthquake-free Ibizans, says Iranian cleric

“We only have a finite amount of time before God unleashes his retribution, so the sooner our women start behaving like bikini-clad trollops, the better for all of us.”

I fucking love NewsArse.

[GenesForLife]

sexually liberal countries suffer from less earthquakes, therefore conservatism is to blame for it, y'see, I can make shit up too!

[hadespussercats]

This is awesome. Those promiscuous women must really be shaking the headboards on their beds!

[lpetrich]

All that Boobquake produced was an earthquake off the coast of Taiwan in an earthquake-prone region of the ocean floor.

Robertson: Positive Atheism's Big Scary List of Pat Robertson Quotations
Homosexuality can induce terrorist attacks, earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly meteor strikes.

In the aftermath of Boobquake…
Someone once checked on the locations of tornadoes, gay-activist groups and Baptists in North America. Gay groups had a negative correlation with tornadoes, whiles Baptists have a positive correlation. So does God like gay people and hate Baptists?

About Rev. John Hagee: Some hateful, radical ministers -- white evangelicals -- are acceptable - Glenn Greenwald - Salon.com
He claimed that God had sent Hurricane Katrina to punish New-Orleans inhabitants for their sins.

Pat Robertson says Haiti paying for 'pact to the devil' - CNN.com
Rabbi Yehuda Levin Blames Haitian Earthquake on Homosexuality + Gays in the Military. Great / Queerty


About 250 years ago, a certain Robert Prince, a pastor of a church in Boston, explained that some recent earthquakes there were due to God wanting some other way of punishing Bostonians for their sins. They had put up lots of lightning rods, and God had gotten frustrated at being unable to punish people by striking their houses with lightning.

Looking back to nearly 1500 years ago, Byzantine emperor Justinian decreed in New Law #77 that homosexual acts were dangerous because they cause earthquakes and famines and plagues.

[Feck]

All that Boobquake produced was an earthquake off the coast of Taiwan in an earthquake-prone region of the ocean floor.

Robertson: Positive Atheism's Big Scary List of Pat Robertson Quotations
Homosexuality can induce terrorist attacks, earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly meteor strikes.

In the aftermath of Boobquake…
Someone once checked on the locations of tornadoes, gay-activist groups and Baptists in North America. Gay groups had a negative correlation with tornadoes, whiles Baptists have a positive correlation. So does God like gay people and hate Baptists?

About Rev. John Hagee: Some hateful, radical ministers -- white evangelicals -- are acceptable - Glenn Greenwald - Salon.com
He claimed that God had sent Hurricane Katrina to punish New-Orleans inhabitants for their sins.

Pat Robertson says Haiti paying for 'pact to the devil' - CNN.com
Rabbi Yehuda Levin Blames Haitian Earthquake on Homosexuality + Gays in the Military. Great / Queerty


About 250 years ago, a certain Robert Prince, a pastor of a church in Boston, explained that some recent earthquakes there were due to God wanting some other way of punishing Bostonians for their sins. They had put up lots of lightning rods, and God had gotten frustrated at being unable to punish people by striking their houses with lightning.

Looking back to nearly 1500 years ago, Byzantine emperor Justinian decreed in New Law #77 that homosexual acts were dangerous because they cause earthquakes and famines and plagues.

From Pat Robertson "It is interesting, that termites don't build things"