Magnotherapy
Magnotherapy
My step mother has began circulating an Avon-like magazine so she can bring in a little extra income, it's called Wikanko or something like that. I opened the first few pages and it's full of 'Magnotheruputic' bracelets, belts, strips etc you name it. It has pages and pages devoted to the 'science' of Magnotherapy and the booklet actually claims to have accredited scientific justification for its claims. I thought it might just be a little banal bullshit, but the prices for these pseudo-scientific items are extortionate. The magazine goes under its 'eco-friendy' products, but it's really just trying to tell people useless bullshit. It also sells what's called an 'Ionic Toothbrush'. Apparently this "revolutionary'"toothbrush has a metal conductor in it. When the 'conductor' meets with light the brush is zapped with "negative energy/particles" which then "sterilise" and "fight plaque". It says you needn't use Tooth paste again.
I'm considering writing my step-mum a letter detailing the facts about the magazine's products. She needs to know that she's circulating bullshit which is potentially damaging to the health of her customers (brushing without paste? Over time I think that can amount to quite a degree of rot) . Can anyone find me the relevant scientific literature which refutes this bad science?
I'm considering writing my step-mum a letter detailing the facts about the magazine's products. She needs to know that she's circulating bullshit which is potentially damaging to the health of her customers (brushing without paste? Over time I think that can amount to quite a degree of rot) . Can anyone find me the relevant scientific literature which refutes this bad science?
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Brushing your teeth with metal? I guess that is one to stop rotting teeth, 'cause soon you won't have any.
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Lozzer wrote:It also sells what's called an 'Ionic Toothbrush'. Apparently this "revolutionary'"toothbrush has a metal conductor in it. When the 'conductor' meets with light the brush is zapped with "negative energy/particles" which then "sterilise" and "fight plaque". It says you needn't use Tooth paste again.

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Focus groups recruited at Teabagger parties.beige wrote:Lozzer wrote:It also sells what's called an 'Ionic Toothbrush'. Apparently this "revolutionary'"toothbrush has a metal conductor in it. When the 'conductor' meets with light the brush is zapped with "negative energy/particles" which then "sterilise" and "fight plaque". It says you needn't use Tooth paste again.Where do they come up with these things.
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A revolution in oral hygiene
Imagine if your teeth felt so smooth that you might have just had a session at the dental hygienist. That’s how this new ionic toothbrush will leave your teeth every day and you don’t even need toothpaste to achieve it.
It works in a revolutionary way. There’s a light-activated titanium rod, which is a semiconductor, inside the handle. When exposed to light (a plain light bulb, a fluorescent tube or daylight), the rod releases negative ions. The ions blend with your saliva and pull positive ions from the plaque on your teeth, neutralising its acidity. Once neutralised, the plaque disintegrates - the natural and scientific approach to a cleaner and healthier mouth!
To brush your teeth first moisten the brush and rod (saliva is sufficient outdoors) then brush the teeth lightly but thoroughly; force is not necessary. It’s important to use the brightest light source available and to open your mouth wide so that the light can reach your teeth right at the back. You’ll notice that your saliva foams lightly when the toothbrush is working effectively. If toothpaste is used, it should only be very little.
Clinical studies
Studies show that titanium exposed to a light source has an excellent bactericidal capacity against Streptococcus mutans, a micro-organism found in the mouth that is particularly related to dental caries.(1) In Japan a clinical report on semiconductor titanium toothbrushes found that dental plaque removal was significant during the early phase of plaque formation and concluded that the brush was effective in the control of plaque.(2) Another Japanese study concluded that improvements in gingivitis and oral cleanliness can be expected through application of a toothbrush equipped with a titanium semiconductor.(3) A clinical trial carried out at a University College of Dentistry in Canada showed that the plaque removing ability, especially of the buccal surfaces of all teeth, was better than the control brush without the semiconductor.(4)
The bacterial population in the mouth has a direct impact on the body’s state of health, in similar way to the intestinal flora. Therefore maintaining clean teeth with an ionic toothbrush is central to a health-conscious lifestyle.
Replaceable brush head
The ionic toothbrush will last a lifetime if used correctly and the rod is kept clean (especially if you’re using toothpaste). The brush heads should be replaced at least every two months, but remember not to throw the handle and rod away!
Ionic benefits
- The ionic toothbrush is clinically proven to be more effective at removing plaque.
- Research has shown the ionic toothbrush to help bleeding gums and gum disease (gingivitis).
- With the ionic toothbrush, applying friction and abrasive toothpaste is unnecessary.
- Water (saliva) replaces toothpaste with the ionic brush, avoiding sweeteners and chemicals.
- Helps bad breath by inhibiting mouth bacteria.
- Reaches plaque (by circulating ionised saliva) in areas hard to reach by usual cleaning methods.
- The anti-bacterial effect continues working in the mouth after brushing.
- Ecological - no electricity or batteries and less water usage.
- Ideal when taking homeopathic medicines as no toothpaste necessary.
- Ideal for camping and travel.
- Ideal for children (the brush head is quite small).
- Ideal for pets too - no toothpaste or force needed.
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Gawdzilla wrote:Focus groups recruited at Teabagger parties.beige wrote:Lozzer wrote:It also sells what's called an 'Ionic Toothbrush'. Apparently this "revolutionary'"toothbrush has a metal conductor in it. When the 'conductor' meets with light the brush is zapped with "negative energy/particles" which then "sterilise" and "fight plaque". It says you needn't use Tooth paste again.Where do they come up with these things.

Hmm I never thought of that.

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If their trial was real, they would have sourced it properly and actually named the college - they would have been proud of it. The same with the Japanese studies. This is grade A pseudoscience bullshit - or, as it is often termed, Utter McKeith!!A clinical trial carried out at a University College of Dentistry in Canada showed that...

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If their trial was real, they would have sourced it properly and actually named the college - they would have been proud of it. The same with the Japanese studies. This is grade A pseudoscience bullshit - or, as it is often termed, Utter McKeith!!A clinical trial carried out at a University College of Dentistry in Canada showed that...


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The wondrous power of magnets!
the P&T Bullshit episode on this was a good one, They sell these "magnobands" for everything, my girlfriends boss swears by them for travel sickness.
Apparently they "interact" with the Iron in your blood somehow and that prevents you from chundering when on a plane or whatnot
the P&T Bullshit episode on this was a good one, They sell these "magnobands" for everything, my girlfriends boss swears by them for travel sickness.

Apparently they "interact" with the Iron in your blood somehow and that prevents you from chundering when on a plane or whatnot

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