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Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right? I think everyone in Hell is prolly sitting around drinking beers and enjoying themselves, while having a laugh at the poor deluded bastards in so-called Heaven who are bored shitless sitting on clouds playing harps. Certainly there's nothing fun to do in Heaven, because everything that's halfway enjoyable is a sin!
Go ahead and explain some things you don't understand as well. Perhaps we can sort them out here
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People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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They're just waiting their turn.
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How were adam and eve supposed to know that disobeying god was wrong BEFORE they chomped on an apple of knowledge?
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It's sort of a catch-22, isn't itAshtonBlack wrote:How were adam and eve supposed to know that disobeying god was wrong BEFORE they chomped on an apple of knowledge?
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: things I don't understand
Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right? I think everyone in Hell is prolly sitting around drinking beers and enjoying themselves, while having a laugh at the poor deluded bastards in so-called Heaven who are bored shitless sitting on clouds playing harps. Certainly there's nothing fun to do in Heaven, because everything that's halfway enjoyable is a sin!
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Is he miserable? In every depiction of him I've seen, he's smiling and seems rather pleased with himself. God's the one who's always angry and doing things like smiting and suchlikeGawdzilla wrote: Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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You have a very good point Tat. I'll mention that next time I argue about satan.tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right?
Btw... why was he cast out?
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He wasn't wicked or vengeful enough.Pappa wrote:You have a very good point Tat. I'll mention that next time I argue about satan.tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right?
Btw... why was he cast out?
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"Fair of face, foul of heart." The Trickster would never reveal his true emotions.tattuchu wrote:Is he miserable? In every depiction of him I've seen, he's smiling and seems rather pleased with himself. God's the one who's always angry and doing things like smiting and suchlikeGawdzilla wrote: Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
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God tried to molest him, I expect, and he told God to fuck right off. Yeah, that was the start of it, the start of a long traditionPappa wrote:You have a very good point Tat. I'll mention that next time I argue about satan.tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right?
Btw... why was he cast out?
Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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With Haweh... it could be any fucking reason.tattuchu wrote:Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat
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Trickster Schmickster. Just more slander and propaganda. Satan is a straight-shooter. He tells it like it is. God on the other hand, well, I wouldn't trust him as far as I could spit. And that's not awfully far at all, because I've never been a very good spitter.Gawdzilla wrote:"Fair of face, foul of heart." The Trickster would never reveal his true emotions.tattuchu wrote:Is he miserable? In every depiction of him I've seen, he's smiling and seems rather pleased with himself. God's the one who's always angry and doing things like smiting and suchlikeGawdzilla wrote: Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
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People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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They're just waiting their turn.
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God really does act like a spoilt child, doesn't He?Pappa wrote:With Haweh... it could be any fucking reason.tattuchu wrote:Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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They're just waiting their turn.
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They're just waiting their turn.
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He thought he could do a better job than God as the divine being. So there was a revolt in heaven. One side lost. That side was deemed "evil". The winning side was deemed "good". The winning side wrote the history so we'll never know who was know before the revolt started.tattuchu wrote:Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat
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But it's ok... cos he loves you.tattuchu wrote:God really does act like a spoilt child, doesn't He?Pappa wrote:With Haweh... it could be any fucking reason.tattuchu wrote:Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat
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It's hard to understand shit that just isn't real. Just saying. 
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