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Post by Rum » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:31 am

This gave me many lolz!

At the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm

Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport

Police have arrested two women after they tried to take the body of a dead relative onto a plane at Liverpool John Lennon Airport.

Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.

The man is thought to have died the previous day and was in a wheelchair.

The women, aged 41 and 66, were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death.

The pair, who are German nationals but live in Oldham, have been released on bail until 1 June, police said.

Officers are investigating reports that the body had been taken to the airport by taxi from Oldham, a spokesman said.

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Post by Ayaan » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:46 am

It wasn't the right thing to do, but I can't really blame them. It costs a small fortune to transport a body.
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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:44 pm

Weekend at Bernadette's. :D

I've sat next to people who might as well be dead. :hehe:
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:57 pm

He'd have to be sprayed, anyway. He'd not only been on a farm recently, he'd bought it.






























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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:30 pm

He looks like Albert Steptoe. :hehe:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:57 pm

I saw this on the news. Tests show he'd been dead since Friday but the women were still maintaining that he was "just a bit pale - not dead!" when they tried to board the plane today!!1! :hehe:
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Post by rab » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:50 pm

maiforpeace wrote:Weekend at Bernadette's. :D
I thought that too! :funny:
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