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Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish...

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:52 pm

...to a 14 year old...

In the realm of silly laws....

Our world is going bonkers.
Pet shop owner fined £1,000 and told to wear an electronic tag... for selling a GOLDFISH to a boy aged 14
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Her offence was to unwittingly sell a goldfish to a 14-year-old boy taking part in a trading standards 'sting'.

At most, pet shop owner Joan Higgins, 66, expected a slap on the wrist for breaking new animal welfare laws which ban the sale of pets to under-16s.

Instead, the great-grandmother was taken to court, fined £1,000, placed under curfew - and ordered to wear an electronic tag for two months.
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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by colubridae » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:00 pm

Will I fail for not resisting temptation
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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by Animavore » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:02 pm

We need someone like that guy on rational-scepticism to say "Serves the old bag right for breaking the law. And I hope they tasered her too."

I might invite him over here :D
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Post by owtth » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:15 pm

colubridae wrote:Will I fail for not resisting temptation
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A thousand pound fin is no laughing matter
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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by colubridae » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:17 pm

cod almighty it was only a joke.
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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by owtth » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:19 pm

Where's the poor old gill gonna get that kind of money, It should to the scale of about 50 quid


Edit: just realised quid- squid, dammit! :lay:
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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:21 pm

In need kelp to understand what you people are talking about.
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Post by colubridae » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:21 pm

She can prawn some of her stock to pay the fine.
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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by colubridae » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:23 pm

Don't know what shes whaleing about, She is guilty


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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by owtth » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:26 pm

That's a very shellfish thing to say
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:28 pm

Holy mackerel, that is punny.
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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by owtth » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:31 pm

Stop you're krilling me
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Re: Woman Arrested - fined 1,000 pounds for selling goldfish

Post by Kristie » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:33 pm

How the fuck does every thread turn into lame punning? I starting to not like you guys. :ddpan:
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Post by owtth » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:36 pm

FIO wrote:How the fuck does every thread turn into lame punning? I starting to not like you guys. :ddpan:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:36 pm

Please don't re-loach us like that. :cry:
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