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"The Twilight Saga" Conspiracy Theory
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The original arrogant bastard.
Quod tanto impendio absconditur etiam solummodo demonstrare destruere est - Tertullian
Quod tanto impendio absconditur etiam solummodo demonstrare destruere est - Tertullian
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You didn't let me finish.
You should then glue it to your chin so people won't mistake you for an eight year-old girl.
You should then glue it to your chin so people won't mistake you for an eight year-old girl.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Why not? I like getting ridden up the bum by paedophiles.born-again-atheist wrote:You didn't let me finish.
You should then glue it to your chin so people won't mistake you for an eight year-old girl.
The original arrogant bastard.
Quod tanto impendio absconditur etiam solummodo demonstrare destruere est - Tertullian
Quod tanto impendio absconditur etiam solummodo demonstrare destruere est - Tertullian
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I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
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I don't like you anymore.FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Sums up the movie perfectly:
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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You're falling victim to the Illuminati's audio signals. Use your atheistic abilities to see through their dogmatic messages!FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
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Yes you do.born-again-atheist wrote:I don't like you anymore.FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
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It might be alright for girls. I'd rather watch cool Greeks or giant robots of awesomeness than pansy vampires with gay sparkles.FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
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Start worrying when I buy tickets to the midnight premiere like some of my friends.Nautilidae wrote:You're falling victim to the Illuminati's audio signals. Use your atheistic abilities to see through their dogmatic messages!FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
We danced.
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Cool Greeks are cool, and usually sexy.Animavore wrote:It might be alright for girls. I'd rather watch cool Greeks or giant robots of awesomeness than pansy vampires with gay sparkles.FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
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You are simply not in touch with your feminine side.Animavore wrote:It might be alright for girls. I'd rather watch cool Greeks or giant robots of awesomeness than pansy vampires with gay sparkles.FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
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My feminine side is hiding in a centre for abused wives.Nautilidae wrote:You are simply not in touch with your feminine side.Animavore wrote:It might be alright for girls. I'd rather watch cool Greeks or giant robots of awesomeness than pansy vampires with gay sparkles.FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
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I am guilty of this. I have fallen victim to the Illuminati.FIO wrote:Start worrying when I buy tickets to the midnight premiere like some of my friends.Nautilidae wrote:You're falling victim to the Illuminati's audio signals. Use your atheistic abilities to see through their dogmatic messages!FIO wrote:I was sure it would suck too. I had Netflix send it just so I could say I'd watched it. Turns out, it wasn't too bad. Not great, but not total shit.Animavore wrote:Never seen it never will. I don't need to step in shit to know that it's shit.
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