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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:29 pm

mandelson wrote:what Gawdzilla. WHAT. what?

Thinking Aloud, FMBs pics are alright. but Gawdzilla's pic is bad; its a pig with hairs. i just dont like it.


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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:30 pm

Can we instigate ch**s* and t*ts here please? Oh wait. That would be harassment. And probably offensive. And it is the welcomes area. Scratch that.

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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Rob » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:34 pm

If you don't like his picture you don't even want to guess whats in my test tubes. :dp:
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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:35 pm

mandelson wrote:Gawdzilla, please mate, just take it down. replace it with something else.
Be careful what you wish for.
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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by mandy » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:39 pm

thats unacceptable as well, but at least its not as bad as that pig you had on.

thanks mate.

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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:43 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
mandelson wrote:Gawdzilla:

your avatar picture is no good. i dont like it. please take it down.
as you know we muslims dont like pigs. we just hate them. kindly take it down. please. its bad.
You should complain about FBMs too.
Oh and any avatar that has a woman not covered need to be taken down too!!
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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:44 pm

mandelson wrote:thats unacceptable as well, but at least its not as bad as that pig you had on.

thanks mate.

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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Azathoth » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:54 pm

Mine has the pædophilia covered

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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by MrFungus420 » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:28 am

mandelson wrote:Gawdzilla:

can i request something of you?
your avatar picture is no good. i just dont like it; so, please take it down.
as you know we muslims dont like pigs; we just hate them.
so please kindly take it down, please. its bad; its looks like a satanic swine.

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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:32 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
mandelson wrote:Gawdzilla:

your avatar picture is no good. i dont like it. please take it down.
as you know we muslims dont like pigs. we just hate them. kindly take it down. please. its bad.
You should complain about FBMs too.
Oh and any avatar that has a woman not covered need to be taken down too!!
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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:23 am

This guy's a sock-puppet - right? :think:
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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:20 am

Bri wrote:This guy's a sock-puppet - right? :think:
Got me. :dono:

He's not coming across as very sincere or well-informed, at the least. Whatever he's doing, he's doing it poorly. (Or Poely? :ask: )
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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Tigger » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:59 am

Bri wrote:This guy's a sock-puppet - right? :think:
And I'm next in line with the ban hammer. And it's a big fucker. :pissed:
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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by mandy » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:30 am

Tigger, you got a nice name, can i swap it with you ?
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Re: A convert to Islam

Post by Tigger » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:58 pm

mandelson wrote:Tigger, you got a nice name, can i swap it with you ?
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