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Muslims tend not to have dogs. Mohammed seems to think they're wretched creatures and well, you know, monkey see monkey do.
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Re: Questions to Muslim Mandelson
The way I see it either Mandelson is devoted to his religion past the point of being able to be reasoned with or a poe. Either way I can think of more constructive attempts, like convincing a wall to move. Maybe even tricking a tree to uproot itself. 
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Re: Questions to Muslim Mandelson
So do I .. in my left pinkie .Bella Fortuna wrote:I have more credibility in my little immoral finger than that so-called 'prophet.'
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I would rather keep my sanity, thanks.MrFungus420 wrote:Try reading the Koran...Pluto2 wrote:The more of your answers I read the more convinced I am that Islam is a very mean and cruel religion.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Thank you. I overlooked that.Tigger wrote:Hey, MrFungus. I hope you don't mind my adding: [Try reading the Koran...] and you'll see exactly what a mean and cruel religion Islam is.MrFungus420 wrote:Try reading the Koran...Pluto2 wrote:The more of your answers I read the more convinced I am that Islam is a very mean and cruel religion.
You see, otherwise when Mandy reads that, he'll misinterpret it the way he does, and think you're a convert. I don't think all his dogs are barking.
He's not the sharpest spoon in the drawer?Tigger wrote:Note: Mandy may or may not have dogs, I just surmise that if he does, some are silent.
His elevator doesn't stop at all floors?
Oooohhhh....better stop. This could be a bad derail...
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Re: Questions to Muslim Mandelson
If it turns out to be Dev :pissed:
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Not allowed to give out that information. After all,FBM wrote:IP location?Rum wrote:Dev hasn't been on today. And like Mandelson, he doesn't post on Sundays either. Just sayin'
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Of course. I just figured that some of the geeks out there could do some wizardry. I know fuck all about it, even whether or not it's possible.Gawdzilla wrote:Not allowed to give out that information. After all,FBM wrote:IP location?Rum wrote:Dev hasn't been on today. And like Mandelson, he doesn't post on Sundays either. Just sayin'
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That's another thing.Animavore wrote:Muslims tend not to have dogs. Mohammed seems to think they're wretched creatures and well, you know, monkey see monkey do.
I don't trust people that don't like dogs. Sumfin bout em just ain't rig't
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FBM likes dog.MrFungus420 wrote:That's another thing.Animavore wrote:Muslims tend not to have dogs. Mohammed seems to think they're wretched creatures and well, you know, monkey see monkey do.
I don't trust people that don't like dogs. Sumfin bout em just ain't rig't
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I promised Feck to keep it zipped about that.Gawdzilla wrote:FBM likes dog.MrFungus420 wrote:That's another thing.Animavore wrote:Muslims tend not to have dogs. Mohammed seems to think they're wretched creatures and well, you know, monkey see monkey do.
I don't trust people that don't like dogs. Sumfin bout em just ain't rig't
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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And you have. I, on the other hand . . .FBM wrote:I promised Feck to keep it zipped about that.Gawdzilla wrote:FBM likes dog.MrFungus420 wrote:That's another thing.Animavore wrote:Muslims tend not to have dogs. Mohammed seems to think they're wretched creatures and well, you know, monkey see monkey do.
I don't trust people that don't like dogs. Sumfin bout em just ain't rig't
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I don't like dogs. Simpering needy creatures. Kittiez all the wayMrFungus420 wrote:That's another thing.Animavore wrote:Muslims tend not to have dogs. Mohammed seems to think they're wretched creatures and well, you know, monkey see monkey do.
I don't trust people that don't like dogs. Sumfin bout em just ain't rig't
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Filthy, disgusting vermin.Ghatanothoa wrote:Kittiez all the way
If they are around, you should be able to call the Orkin-Man to get rid of them...
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Re: Questions to Muslim Mandelson
I don't like dogs or kittens; or animals in general. Indecent, uncouth and totally undignified creatures totally lacking in manners and etiquette.
I feel the same about babies also.
I feel the same about babies also.
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