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Strange that he only got done for assault and not indecent exposure.
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The fact that he was in his own house may have had something to do with that.RuleBritannia wrote:Strange that he only got done for assault and not indecent exposure.
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Sometimes you see a news story and it might as well have "Ratz Approved" stamped across it. 
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You can be done for indecent exposure in your own home.pawiz wrote:The fact that he was in his own house may have had something to do with that.RuleBritannia wrote:Strange that he only got done for assault and not indecent exposure.
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Best line ever-"..forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck"
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I may be wrong but I think indecent exposure is totally up to the judgement of the person being exposed to. So perhaps the police woman was happy enough with him being charged for assault.RuleBritannia wrote:You can be done for indecent exposure in your own home.pawiz wrote:The fact that he was in his own house may have had something to do with that.RuleBritannia wrote:Strange that he only got done for assault and not indecent exposure.
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Exactly. She probably found his cock to be quite a decent one. She was just concerned about being battered to death with it.ficklefiend wrote:I may be wrong but I think indecent exposure is totally up to the judgement of the person being exposed to. So perhaps the police woman was happy enough with him being charged for assault.RuleBritannia wrote:You can be done for indecent exposure in your own home.pawiz wrote:The fact that he was in his own house may have had something to do with that.RuleBritannia wrote:Strange that he only got done for assault and not indecent exposure.
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Only in Scotland...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Exactly. She probably found his cock to be quite a decent one. She was just concerned about being battered to death with it.ficklefiend wrote:I may be wrong but I think indecent exposure is totally up to the judgement of the person being exposed to. So perhaps the police woman was happy enough with him being charged for assault.RuleBritannia wrote:You can be done for indecent exposure in your own home.pawiz wrote:The fact that he was in his own house may have had something to do with that.RuleBritannia wrote:Strange that he only got done for assault and not indecent exposure.
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(just to be safe, I am not endorsing violence against women or the police, only making a (possibly) amusing comment about Scottish dietary predilections...
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FixedXamonas Chegwé wrote:Exactly. She probably found his cock to be quite a decent one. She was just concerned about being baby battered to death with it.
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Evasive maneuvers? What to hell did he do? Chase her around the house with it in his hands?
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Shit! I've just had a flashback to a party in the 70s!rab wrote:Evasive maneuvers? What to hell did he do? Chase her around the house with it in his hands?
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Uhm, was the WPC vertically challenged in one way or another? I mean, how far off the ground is a penis when you are standing up? Or even, when it is standing up.The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face
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He were a right big lad, by gum!Seraph wrote:Uhm, was the WPC vertically challenged in one way or another? I mean, how far off the ground is a penis when you are standing up? Or even, when it is standing up.The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face
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Maybe his penis was not in the usual place. He could have been phallocephalic (also referred to as a dick head.)Seraph wrote:Uhm, was the WPC vertically challenged in one way or another? I mean, how far off the ground is a penis when you are standing up? Or even, when it is standing up.The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face
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That's El Rg for you.Bella Fortuna wrote:I laughed at all the other headlines from other sites:
The Register one has to be the best.FROM OTHER NEWS SITES
Scottish Sun Fined for assault on cop by willy - 2 hrs ago
Daily Record Man fined for assaulting policewoman with his penis - 3 hrs ago
The Register Legless Lithuanian attacks copper with todger - 7 hrs ago
Telegraph Lithuanian fined 'for assaulting police woman with his genitals' - 12 hrs ago
Anorak Aberdeen Man Assaults Police Officer With Penis - 12 hrs agoGotta watch out for the Legless Lithuanians!
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