Alpha Complex (players only)

[MissingNo.]

The other day when I accused lofuji, Normal was very quick to try to deflect the accusation back onto me. lofuji did the same for sifaka yesterday, trying redirect the blame towards Feck for reporting her. I have a strong suspicion that normal is a phreak as well. I know Normal voted for sifaka yesterday but I think he was hopping on the bandwagon once he saw that the vote wasn't going to be swayed. It's the best lead we have today. Go back and examine the Normal's and lofuji's posts. You'll see what I mean. It appears that they're in bed together. I wish to report Normal the phreak for tampering with our beloved computer.

[Don't Panic]

It certainly does look suspicious, I too will Accuse Normal today in the hope that we can forever rid ourselves of the threat of CMts to our beloved compter.

Report form: x22358827/35.

Citizen Normal reported on suspicion of illegal, immoral and fattening Communist mutant activity.

Citizen has exhibited unusual behaviour in face of evidence of others guilt, attempting to deflect suspicion onto other citizens.

The following supplementary reports are also attached:


75/893B: Requisition for 3,000cc of green dye.
425.5/43z: Atmospheric contaminant analysis of gases detected near living quarters of Citizen Pappa.
9953.2.2/wd40: Audio recording of anomalous sounds emanating from living quarters of Citizen Pappa.
9953.2.2/wd41: Analysis of 9953.2.2/wd40: Sounds consistent with mating call of Ovine Mammels.
2354/4/3/77.c: Application for transfer of living quarters away from those of Citizen Pappa.
14z/551b: Proposal of marriage to the Computer.

[normal]

I have no intention of or any abilities to tamper with the computer. I rightly accused sifaka, and it was no bandwagon behaviour on my part. And deflecting the vote on you, heyzeus, should come as no mystery. I find your brown-nosing the computer highly suspicious, and it doesn't come across as sincere at all. As always I'm openly declaring my hunches, and you, heyzeus, come across as CMT filth.

Accuse heyzeus

[RappingAgnostic]

I would like to file an accusation against DP.

To me, he is always acting suspicious, and making strange requests of the computer.
Why would he do that? Isn't what the computer gives us all enough? Maybe he is some sort of mutant.

[Don't Panic]

I would like to file an accusation against DP.

To me, he is always acting suspicious, and making strange requests of the computer.
Why would he do that? Isn't what the computer gives us all enough? Maybe he is some sort of mutant.

What strange requests?

[RappingAgnostic]

I would like to file an accusation against DP.

To me, he is always acting suspicious, and making strange requests of the computer.
Why would he do that? Isn't what the computer gives us all enough? Maybe he is some sort of mutant.

What strange requests?

You asked for green dye!

[Don't Panic]

I would like to file an accusation against DP.

To me, he is always acting suspicious, and making strange requests of the computer.
Why would he do that? Isn't what the computer gives us all enough? Maybe he is some sort of mutant.

What strange requests?

You asked for green dye!

I am attempting to catch Leprechaun sympathisers. There are lured by the colour green.

They are also mutants. Are you scared that I will catch your colleagues in their Fenian activities?

[Feck]

I think I have to go with DP he should have gone the last time
I would like to file an accusation against DP.

[Don't Panic]

I think I have to go with DP he should have gone the last time
I would like to file an accusation against DP.

I think you should have gone too, but the computer spared both of our lives.

I took that as a sign of your loyalty to the computer and refrained from accusing you.

[Blip]

I don't know what to do! Heyzeus and Normal are accusing each other - and they did before, I remember - but I'm more puzzled by DP's requests for green dye and proposals of marriage to our beloved computer - who is here for ALL of us, not just one!

What to do, what to do?

[Feck]

I think I have to go with DP he should have gone the last time
I would like to file an accusation against DP.

I think you should have gone too, but the computer spared both of our lives.

I took that as a sign of your loyalty to the computer and refrained from accusing you.

There was no vote against me do try to change history some deranged and misguided lunatic made an attempt on my happy life YOU Were voted for termination if friends of yours had not sabotaged the computer you would be dead ..Not too loyal to the computer are you ???

I don't think people are reading this thread or their mutant brains are not working .

[Mephistopheles]

Isn't what the computer gives us all enough?

Aha, so now the Communist in you shows. I will get you, CMT.

After we destroy that traitorous scum DP.

[Don't Panic]

I think I have to go with DP he should have gone the last time
I would like to file an accusation against DP.

I think you should have gone too, but the computer spared both of our lives.

I took that as a sign of your loyalty to the computer and refrained from accusing you.

There was no vote against me do try to change history some deranged and misguided lunatic made an attempt on my happy life YOU Were voted for termination if friends of yours had not sabotaged the computer you would be dead ..Not too loyal to the computer are you ???

I don't think people are reading this thread or their mutant brains are not working .

I never said the vote was for you, I don't know why I was spared that day. The point I was making is that the computer blocked an attempt on your life too, later that night.

[normal]

I'm going right ahead and changing my accusation from heyzeus to accuse DP one more time. This time I hope it sticks

[CookieJon]

Report form: x22358827/35.

I'm happy to report DP to the Computer for Un-Alphan activities.