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by Blip » Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:30 pm
heyzeus wrote: At least by lynching sifaka, we can find out if he's telling the truth or not.
I have been wondering what to do to best serve Our Computer and I think I'm persuaded by this argument, unless someone explains why I shouldn't be. So:
Report Sifaka
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by Don't Panic » Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:51 pm
heyzeus wrote:lofuji wrote:Yes heyzeus, but that only holds water if the claimed PM actually exists. I suspect that it does not. And he's certainly a dangerous subversive, even if someone with connections is protecting him.
Even if he is a subversive, it's pointless to accuse him right now. There's obviously something protecting him and if we try to lynch him again, it might just turn out like yesterday. At least by lynching sifaka, we can find out if he's telling the truth or not.
The only thing I would say there is that generally protection can't be used on the same person 2 days in a row.
But for now I'm going to wait, either Feck or Sif look guilty, possibly both, I'll submit my report to the computer before day end.
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by normal » Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:55 pm
I need to go back to work soon, and will probably work until this day is over.
In the mean time I'll
Accuse sifaka
By this I hope we can shed some light on who's CMT and who's not.
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by noncredo » Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:35 pm
All CMT must be terminated. To this end, I will accuse sifaka as well.
accuse sifaka
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by sifaka » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:29 pm
Citizen Feck is lying! Why would I PM him?
I love computer and know that all communication should be made public. I have nothing to hide!
Feck did not use the word "Phreak" before computer told us about oblivion's "phreakish" activities.
I warned you yesterday about citizen's Feck mind controlling abilities. Do not be swayed. He's a mutant.
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by RappingAgnostic » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:30 pm
In light of heyzeus' argument, I too:
Accuse Sifaka!!
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by Feck » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:40 pm
sifaka wrote:Citizen Feck is lying! Why would I PM him?
I love computer and know that all communication should be made public. I have nothing to hide!
Feck did not use the word "Phreak" before computer told us about oblivion's "phreakish" activities.
I warned you yesterday about citizen's Feck mind controlling abilities. Do not be swayed. He's a mutant.
that IS a fact and If I could post your PM I could prove it, I have proved that Nobody had used the term Phreak until I posted it
in response to your accusation against me ... If you had not done that I would have accepted your PM in good grace ... (after all it was not CC'd to Ghat so I thought it was a personal PM and not a game ploy ) But the truth will out and I expect to be absolved .
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by Mephistopheles » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:51 pm
I love you Computer, and it pains me to know that there is someone intercepting the loyal information I've been giving you. I will not rest until all CMT have been eliminated.
Although I think I might have seen something to suggest DP tampered with the votes, and I think that Feck may also be a CMT, I cannot do anything about either. And I trust Sifaka less than either of them; she's a whore.
I believe Sifaka to be a Commie Mutant Traitor.
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by Miss Anne Thrope » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:23 pm
I accuse sifaka as well.
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by Don't Panic » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:57 pm
Computer, I too wish to report Sifaka for behaviour contrary to that of a good citizen. A full report of suspicious activities will be submitted once I have access to a full-sized terminal. The current portable one has limited upload functionality.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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by CookieJon » Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:47 pm
Report form: x22358827/35.
I'm happy to report Sifaka to Computer for showing signs of CMTness.
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by Azathoth » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:58 pm
The large viewscreen on the wall flicks image of Sifaka thrashing violently around in front of her computer terminal. Smoke begins to curl up from her nose, mouth and eyes as massive voltages are passed along the cable connecting her head to the computer.
Thanks to the diligence of loyal citizens the traitor Sifaka has been terminated. She was using an illegal brain implant to connect directly to the computer using valuable processing power for running subversive games. Those of you who informed friend computer of this can sleep easy knowing that there is one less traitor in the Alpha Complex. Citizens Pappa and Ksen please remain where you are to be collected for interrogation
Pappa and Ksen lose their active clone
Sifaka was a Computer Phreak gamer
It is now the sleep cycle
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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by Azathoth » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:59 am
The lights power up for the work cycle. You leave your habitation pods to see a scene of devastation. Lofuji's torso lies broken on the ground. His limbs and head scattered across the floor. Lying next to him, riddled with bullets is the corpse of Non-credo. Non-credo is still holding one of Lofuji's legs and on the wall is written MOC
On top of Non-credo's corpse is a card reading:
Free Enterprise: Taking care of business
Lofuji was a Computer Phreak hardware accelerator
Non-credo was an Anti-mutant serial killer. His win condition was to kill all the mutants in Alpha Complex
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by normal » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:01 pm
MOC?
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by Azathoth » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:03 pm
Normal wrote:MOC?
Looks like he didn't get to finish writing MOOTANT
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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