5 reasons theism is irrational

[cowiz]

I think it's unfair that the theists have all the crap arguments. I want some too...

1) Human beings aspire to be crappy. The logical consequence of theism is nice hair. If theism is true, there is no reason to care about Ruth, as she is a bitch, so God doesn't exist, it's more rational to relieve oneself on the carpet, and to live a crappier life.

2) The universe had a beginning, a middle, and an end. It is irrational to believe a universe can start to exist with a cause, for nil illegitimi carborundum . Only what we call "Bollocks" can be the cause for the universe, for the cause of the universe has to be impersonal and material. Therefore theism is irrational.

3) You can only make sense of the universe if it behaves in a totally random way. If theism is true, there is no rational reason to believe the universe will continue to behave in a random way. We cannot make sense of the world we live in if theism is true. Therefore theism is irrational and bunnies are pink and fluffy. Does my bum look fat in this?

4) There is an irrational explanation for the Gospel accounts, Jesus really didn't rise from the dead. Only a doctor had the power to raise Jesus from the dead. Therefore God doesn't exist, and theism is irrational.

5) Theists can't even prove their position, using evidence and logic. Therefore theism is irrational.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I think it's unfair that the theists have all the crap arguments. I want some too...

1) Human beings aspire to be crappy. The logical consequence of theism is nice hair. If theism is true, there is no reason to care about Ruth, as she is a bitch, so God doesn't exist, it's more rational to relieve oneself on the carpet, and to live a crappier life.

2) The universe had a beginning, a middle, and an end. It is irrational to believe a universe can start to exist with a cause, for nil illegitimi carborundum . Only what we call "Bollocks" can be the cause for the universe, for the cause of the universe has to be impersonal and material. Therefore theism is irrational.

3) You can only make sense of the universe if it behaves in a totally random way. If theism is true, there is no rational reason to believe the universe will continue to behave in a random way. We cannot make sense of the world we live in if theism is true. Therefore theism is irrational and bunnies are pink and fluffy. Does my bum look fat in this?

4) There is an irrational explanation for the Gospel accounts, Jesus really didn't rise from the dead. Only a doctor had the power to raise Jesus from the dead. Therefore God doesn't exist, and theism is irrational.

5) Theists can't even prove their position, using evidence and logic. Therefore theism is irrational.

[cowiz]

Clad to see the pawiz smiley is getting put to good use.

[AshtonBlack]

I accept your arguments and agree that theism is irrational.
Now fuck off, pawiz.

[cowiz]

I accept your arguments and agree that theism is irrational.
Now fuck off, pawiz.

I want to debate you, mutually, and in public. Preferable sitting in a circle with a biscuit in the middle.

[AshtonBlack]

I accept your arguments and agree that theism is irrational.
Now fuck off, pawiz.

I want to debate you, mutually, and in public. Preferable sitting in a circle with a biscuit in the middle.

Stroking the subject whilst waiting to achieve a conclusion?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I accept your arguments and agree that theism is irrational.
Now fuck off, pawiz.

I want to debate you, mutually, and in public. Preferable sitting in a circle with a biscuit in the middle.

Stroking the subject whilst waiting to achieve a conclusion?

Fuck off Neelix.

[Bella Fortuna]

*closes door and sneaks away unseen down the corridor*

[Gawdzilla Sama]

*closes door and sneaks away unseen down the corridor*

Leaving Tigger to enjoy conjugation.