Service Corridor (players only)

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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by RappingAgnostic » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:17 pm

I saw we kill that fucker, looks like a mutant to me.

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Re: Service Corridor

Post by cowiz » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:22 pm

DP wrote:
pawiz wrote:
DP wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:'ole int ground? Bloody luxury.
You appear to have a strange speech impediment, is that a mutation?
Yeth, I thwouht it odd too - kwill the traytor
You're not helping yourself.

You do know that, don't you?
I have no idea what I am doing! Only a non-mutant would not have a clue.
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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by Azathoth » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:25 pm

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Erm, I didn't see anything. I won't report you as soon as I get to a console.

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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by RappingAgnostic » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:26 pm

After him! Or he will report us.

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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by Azathoth » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:21 pm

The sewer maintainance worker is almost at the end of the corridor

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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by cowiz » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:32 pm

Smells like shit in here...
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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by RappingAgnostic » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:57 pm

I knock out the maintenance worker.

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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by cowiz » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:58 pm

RappingAgnostic wrote:I knock out the maintenance worker.
You knock one out more like....
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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by normal » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:59 pm

RappingAgnostic wrote:I knock out the maintenance worker.
Shit. I don't even know why I came down here. Are you sure this was a good idea?
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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by AshtonBlack » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:59 pm

I help hide the body and scram as quickly as possible. Trying to avoid anyone.

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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by cowiz » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:00 pm

I tell the computer what you lot did....
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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by RappingAgnostic » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:01 pm

Everybody shush about this!
Or else!
I hit pawiz on the head, cracking it open.

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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by cowiz » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:06 pm

pawiz knew that was coming and was wearing a false head. I kick RA in the nuts and stabs him in the chest.
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Re: Service Corridor (players only)

Post by Don't Panic » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:06 pm

Puts Pawiz's twitching body in disposal chute, adds maintenance worker's body for good measure, uses maintenance workers equipment to clean all traces of blood from wall and floors.

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