Alpha Complex (players only)

[Don't Panic]

So has the game started or what?

This computer doesn't know its Monitor from its USB.

Serveral large helmeted men enter and subdue this unfortunately vocal citizen with cattle prods before dragging him away

Abusing the Computer is the highest form of treason. Let this serve as an example to the rest of you

A new clone of Animavore enters, trailing feeding tubes

Yay computer.

I would like to file a report that citizen Pawiz seems to be mutated. He admits to having 3 legs.

If your third "leg" is not as big as mine, don't accuse me just because if your own inadequacy.

I possess only two legs, like all citizens.

If you are referring to the reproductive organ located between the legs on the male citizens then surely you realise that since everyone is cloned,
those organs are vestigial.

[cowiz]

If your third "leg" is not as big as mine, don't accuse me just because if your own inadequacy.

I possess only two legs, like all citizens.

If you are referring to the reproductive organ located between the legs on the male citizens then surely you realise that since everyone is cloned,
those organs are vestigial.

So you admit yours is useless

[Don't Panic]

Report form: x22358827/35.

Citizen Pawiz admits to mutation.

Mutation presents as third leg.

I accuse Pawiz of being a mutant.

[cowiz]

Report form: x22358827/35.

Citizen Pawiz admits to mutation.

Mutation presents as third leg.

I accuse Pawiz of being a mutant.[/color]

Projection!!! Only a mutant would accuse pawiz in such a way...

[RappingAgnostic]

Computer, it seems we have found the communist and mutant traitor! It's pawiz!!! To hell with him!!!


Oh how I love the computer.

[normal]

Accuse pawiz

This is looking bad for you pawiz! All commies must burn

[Animavore]

Pawiz accustaion

I'm a good boy.

[Feck]

accuse DP

[AshtonBlack]

Report form: x22358827/35.

Pawiz has self admitted treason. I am happy to denounce him

Citizen Ashton Black.


The following forms have been filled out and attached:

180c Authorisation for Use of 2B Pencil
21d Brain Refurbishment In Accordance With Directive 27
99/1 Confirmation of Security Clearance
26b Request for Removal Of Monitoring Implant
23/x Blood Type Assessment
23/y Radiation Exposure Assessment
52/d1 Practical Corridor Ceiling Tile Replacement Maintenance and Cleaning Exam

[oblivion]

I accuse pawiz

[cowiz]

I accuse everyone above me with the exception of pawiz (who can fuck off)

[Blip]

As Pawiz has confessed his own guilt, I accuse him.

Accuse Pawiz

[cowiz]

I confessed nothing

[Mephistopheles]

Good morning computer.

Vote Pawiz?

[Azathoth]

One time unit remains in the work cycle. Citizens should finish their business before the sleep cycle power down. The comupter would like to remind you that all citizens are expected to inform. Failure to inform is protecting subversives. Protecting subversives is treason. Treason is punishable termination.