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Citizens should be aware that failure to report a CMT daily will lead to questioning as to their own loyalty
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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So has the game started or what?
This computer doesn't know its Monitor from its USB.
This computer doesn't know its Monitor from its USB.
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Why do you wear that mustache anyway? it's almost like you're hiding something.Normal wrote:So... What are we supposed to do in here?
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You seem quite free with the accusations Hheyzeus wrote:Why do you wear that mustache anyway? it's almost like you're hiding something.Normal wrote:So... What are we supposed to do in here?
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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All I'm saying is Stalin had a mustache.Feck wrote:You seem quite free with the accusations Hheyzeus wrote:Why do you wear that mustache anyway? it's almost like you're hiding something.Normal wrote:So... What are we supposed to do in here?
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(I actually have no idea what's going on here...do we get any rules or anything?) Also, I am an airplane.
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We don't need guidelines, the love of the computer will guide us, we shall seek out all the CMTs and bring them before our beloved computer for re-education.heyzeus wrote:(I actually have no idea what's going on here...do we get any rules or anything?) Also, I am an airplane.
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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We have to hand over a CMT Today !!! that makes me so happy .
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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The computer's wisdom will protect us all. I am so happy! And I'm keeping my eyes open for those subversive CMTs.
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You seem unhappy, why not tell the computer what's wrong?Animavore wrote:So has the game started or what?
This computer doesn't know its Monitor from its USB.
He can make it all better.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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The Computer is Just and Noble. Confess now so we can purge you! All CMTs must be re-educated. It makes me a happy citizen to do the computer's wishes.
10 Fuck Off
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Is this part of the Paranoia game?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I hope it can because I don't have a clue what's going on.DP wrote:You seem unhappy, why not tell the computer what's wrong?Animavore wrote:So has the game started or what?
This computer doesn't know its Monitor from its USB.
He can make it all better.
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You must be stupid, because it is so fucking obvious what is going on....Animavore wrote:I hope it can because I don't have a clue what's going on.DP wrote:You seem unhappy, why not tell the computer what's wrong?Animavore wrote:So has the game started or what?
This computer doesn't know its Monitor from its USB.
He can make it all better.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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and I am taught by the loving computer that he had two legs, YOU have two legs! Just saying.heyzeus wrote:All I'm saying is Stalin had a mustache.Feck wrote:You seem quite free with the accusations Hheyzeus wrote:Why do you wear that mustache anyway? it's almost like you're hiding something.Normal wrote:So... What are we supposed to do in here?
10 Fuck Off
20 GOTO 10
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