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Is the Alpha Complex a psychological disorder were one fantasies being the leader of the pack despite being totally emasculated?
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Good evening citizens. You should have all recieved your mission briefings by now. You will become active in eleven and a half time units. Friend computer has provided some music to make your sleep cycle more restful.
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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No.. that's just youAnimavore wrote:Is the Alpha Complex a psychological disorder were one fantasies being the leader of the pack despite being totally emasculated?
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Hi! Computer! I'm so, so, so, uncontrollably happy to see you. 
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Well isn't this a wonderful day? It is so nice here, I especially love the warm comforting feelings the camera's provide...like a digital blanket.
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Yes, keeping us safe and secure on this happy day! We are so lucky.noncredo wrote:Well isn't this a wonderful day? It is so nice here, I especially love the warm comforting feelings the camera's provide...like a digital blanket.
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I like the algae...
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Ah. Woke up to a beautiful, happy and safe morning. I love our computer.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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The lighting flicks from dim to blinding and loud motivational music blares from the walls
The work cycle will commence in half a time unit. Feed and evacuate your bodies, take your medication and report in. Be alert, CMTs are everywhere. Remember. The computer loves you. The computer is your friend.
The work cycle will commence in half a time unit. Feed and evacuate your bodies, take your medication and report in. Be alert, CMTs are everywhere. Remember. The computer loves you. The computer is your friend.
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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I love the computer, too if you know what I mean... 
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ATTENTION CITIZENS!
Commie mutant traitor activity has been reported in your sector. Find and report these subversive elements for termination.
Commie mutant traitor activity has been reported in your sector. Find and report these subversive elements for termination.
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Everyone but me is a commie. Can I report everyone?
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So... What are we supposed to do in here?
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
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Happy, loyal and happy citizen cookEjon reporting in as ordered in a timely fashion.
See... I'm a good citizen, aren't I!
See... I'm a good citizen, aren't I!
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Weren't you listening to computer? Find the Commie Mutant Traitor and report him or her to Computer.Normal wrote:So... What are we supposed to do in here?
A good citizen should know that... are you not a good citizen, citizen Normal??
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